How many times must I remind you that your dog's name is Bob and your goldfish's name is Pete? :roll: :P




50 is greater than 10.

Not if you're in debt!

The Prophets said so.

Some prophets may have been mute, so they had to write it instead

1 does not equal 2

Unless you multiply both by 0


Tip: Styles can be applied quickly to selected text.


(If you don't know where that's from, look up ;))

Tips include money

The penny is the lowest US currency

Not if you count stamps as legal tender........
I may or may not exist..........

I exist. I perceive this BBS, therefore it exists. You have submitted the above post to this BBS and I have perceived it, therefore you must exist.




All bees are yellow and black.

Execpt Spelling Bees.


You can always safely remove hardware.

Unless there is electricity flowing through it.
I can be irritatingly smug.

not if you're talking to me, i don't get irritated by anyone but my mum.

no word in the english language rhymes with purple.

Turtle does.

:D is to :) as :cry: is to :(

Unless :D is to :twisted: and :( is to :evil:

The normal female body is different from normal male body

Not if they're both normal

Time is relative

Not if you're moving in time, in which case space is relative.

If you are travelling in both space and time, the third variable is called into effect - when you last had lunch with Zaphod Beeblebrox.

But what if lunch was with Ford?

I am in Cedarville

But you're flag is from Haiti!


This is the default font colour.

Many artists would tell you that white is not strictly a colour.




Flamingos are birds.

unless they're the plastic kind that sit on your front lawn.

chickenpox is contagious to those who have never had it before

but people can get it twice

I'm in Cedarville, Haiti

Actually, since I'm not looking at you right now, you're a quantum waveform spread across the world that may or may not be centered in Cedarville, Haiti.





<s>divB</s> No, that's just evil...hmmm...


"&" always means "and".

But it's called an Anpersan... (I probably spelled that wrong, but who cares)

Root Beer is made of roots

No, Rootsbeer is made from roots.

The scientific standard of wire thickness in Great Britain is Imperial Standard Wire Gauge.

Except here:

int* numPointer = &num;

(C++ code)



My signature is attached to this post.

Not unless you scan it in, it isn't!

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together....

But you are you as I am I and we are you and me as all of us are we, you see?


My sound is muted.

This statement cannot be true. If we take sound to mean voice, and voice to mean opinions, you cannot be muted, as you are posting here

The last man on the moon was not me.

some people believe that all people aer part of the same soul, and therefore it was you because it was your soul.


10 cents cannot buy much.

it can in a different country

Rootsbeer is made from roots

No, Rootbeer is made from roots.

The Babel fish is quite the oddest thing in the galaxy.

No, the C/7 is the oddest thing in the galaxy

The Space Bar on the computer keyboard puts a space between the characters found on the same keyboard, and many hidden ones as well. However, this same keyboard must have a working space bar in order for this to work, also, the computer must be on.

Depends what kind of computer. On the Milliard Gargantubrain, for example, the space bar is where hitchhiker's collect and drown their sorrows.

George Lucas is George Lucas.

Not if he's George W. Lucas

When I said Rootbeer is made from roots, Valium said rootsbeer is made from roots, but when I said rootsbeer is made from roots, Valium said rootbeer is made from roots, therefore, he lied somewhere.

No- it's a paradox.

paradoxes can be very confusing and silly.

Not if they're Oxymorons

Oxymorons are like paradoxes, but exactly the same

Not if oxymorons are idiots breathing oxygen and a paradox is a place where you can park two boats!


This cardboard rectangular prism I have in my hand - this, my friend, is a box.

no, it's a carton

Not if the text is just increbily tiny!


:?: + :idea: :arrow: :!: is a balanced chemoticon equation.

no, it's a EMOTOCON equation

This is almost invisible to those who use the 5MV skin

not when you indicate the text

not if the text is invisible

8) is made by putting an 8 and a ) togeather