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Xeroc 08-20-2004 08:48 PM

Yes, cool.

<-- But nothing compared to the power of MY avatar!

(Hey! Cool! This is my 101st post!)

Asky 08-20-2004 09:04 PM

Ah, but my avatar out-cools all of yours!!

Nan 08-20-2004 10:27 PM

2 pages and you're already arguing about avatar eliteness.

Well, I suppose it couldn't last. :D

Asky 08-20-2004 10:30 PM

okay, back on topic, Vote for me!

catalina_marina 08-20-2004 10:43 PM

Based on avatar, I would vote for Alexia. Is she running? Cause if she's not I would have to go for Hotaru.

(Hotaru, if Lexy's running, this is your cue to kill her. :twisted: )

PointyHairedJedi 08-20-2004 10:48 PM

She's quite quite evil, you know.

How can any of you pretenders hope to compete against my genuis coupled with the awesomeness that is Catbert anyway? :D

catalina_marina 08-20-2004 11:10 PM

^Heh. For the ignorant, I just tried setting up four individual PHJs to kill all the rest. :wink:

Hotaru 08-21-2004 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PointyHairedJedi
How can any of you pretenders howp to compete against my genuis coupled with the aswesomness that is Catbert anyway? :D

Ahem.

Vote for me! I know how to spell "Hope" properly!

I would never kill Alexia, she's not running :D . Actually, Lexy is now my running mate! Congratulations Lexy! As the only member with a running mate, I'm the only one that can have a two tier campaign! In your face everyone else!

Asky 08-21-2004 12:52 AM

wellll, I now have two running mates...uhhh...me and...myself!

EDIT: Oops, just realized I used multiple excamation points.

NAHTMMM 08-21-2004 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asky
wellll, I now have two running mates...uhhh...me and...myself!!

*shakes his head*

You do realize PHJ has you woefully outclassed in that case, right? ;)

Xeroc 08-21-2004 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotaru
I would never kill Alexia, she's not running :D . Actually, Lexy is now my running mate! Congratulations Lexy! As the only member with a running mate, I'm the only one that can have a two tier campaign! In your face everyone else!

Is that official? I'd like to see it in writing. (and no, you posting again doesn't count!)

Asky 08-21-2004 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NAHTMMM
You do realize PHJ has you woefully outclassed in that case, right? ;)

uhhh...of course not

PointyHairedJedi 08-21-2004 11:53 AM

Well, naturally! With all the PHJ's helping me, just think of the new heights of quality that the show can reach!

Alexia 08-21-2004 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotaru
I would never kill Alexia, she's not running . Actually, Lexy is now my running mate! Congratulations Lexy! As the only member with a running mate, I'm the only one that can have a two tier campaign! In your face everyone else!

Little presumtuous there, Hotaru! I may not chose you! I am still deciding on which "policy" I like best. PHJ is looking favourable as well!

Quote:

Originally Posted by catalina_marina
Based on avatar, I would vote for Alexia. Is she running? Cause if she's not I would have to go for Hotaru. (Hotaru, if Lexy's running, this is your cue to kill her. :twisted: )

Hmmm...Well, I could run. What do you think? Is there any female oposition in here? :wink:

catalina_marina 08-21-2004 12:53 PM

Hey, if you're going to choose PHJ, you lose my vote. :roll:

Alexia 08-21-2004 01:07 PM

:roll: OK, PHJ is struck from the list of my candidates :wink:

Draknek 08-21-2004 01:13 PM

I'll run, but I'm beta-testing a new opt-in campaign strategy, where you have to choose to receive any details of my campaign at all.

If anyone wants to know what my empty promises, false hopes and misleading statements are, they need to send $50 and a self-addressed envelope to:

Draknek

Don't worry, the post office knows what to do.

Note that all you people in the running should really sign up, or you'll be completely in the dark as to how my campaign is going. I could come out of the blue and completely steamroll you into the floor on the day of the election.

PointyHairedJedi 08-21-2004 02:36 PM

Pah! None of you stand a chance against the collective savvy of the PHJ's!

:P

Asky 08-21-2004 06:20 PM

time will tell...

Xeroc 08-22-2004 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alexia
Little presumtuous there, Hotaru! I may not chose you! I am still deciding on which "policy" I like best.

If you're interested in being someone's running mate - I would be glad to have you as mine!

Free Coffee!

Alexia 08-22-2004 08:42 PM

Hmmm, free coffee you say? What kind off coffee?

Still can't decide if i want to run. I may have lost my one and only voter, ie: cat, by changing my avatar. Again :wink:

Does cat like this one? Does anyone else? :twisted:

Alexia 08-22-2004 09:08 PM

Ok, I will run as well.

I, as your only female candidate in the race thus far, will vow to put more female characters on the ship.

I will give Hoshi and Travis lots more lines, story arcs and character development.

I will give more of shirtless Trip, for certain forumgoers, and more shirtless T'Pol for others :wink: Tastefully done of course :mrgreen:

I also see character delvelopment and continuity as important features of Trek. We want to learn about these people, and also see their journey make sense from episode to episode; moving forward without the aide of alien Nazi's.

Finally, I would never poke Nan :D

Questions? Supporters?

Hotaru 08-22-2004 09:17 PM

I can't believe you Lexy! I just... It's so...

:cry:

If I am elected I vow to give up Nan poking, if not elected, however, I shall increase the poking! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! Who ya gonna vote for now, Nan?

Nan 08-22-2004 10:32 PM

Hotaru, I've asked you nicely before. I don't like it, it's not funny, so just stop it.

catalina_marina 08-22-2004 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alexia
I may have lost my one and only voter, ie: cat, by changing my avatar. Again :wink:

Indeed. :?

However...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alexia
I will give more of shirtless Trip,

You might just have gained it back. :D

Asky 08-23-2004 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alexia
I will give more of shirtless Trip, for certain forumgoers, and more shirtless T'Pol for others :wink:

Ugh, I think I'm gonna be sick...

Nic Corelli 08-23-2004 01:12 AM

Who wants me for his/her running mate? Or actually vote for me for E.P.? I actually have some reasonable ideas... like cutting the season from 26 and 24 to 18 episodes - which will undoubtedly ensure a season densely packed with excitement and high quality episodes, eliminating the possibility of another "Fortunate Son" (yawn) or "Fallen Hero" (yaaawn) or "The Communicator (bleeeh).

Also, Travis will accidentally cause the death of Archer, which will haunt him for many episodes, leading to massive guilt, remorse, multiple personality disorder and a great showdown with Silik. That should make up for years and years of horrible underuse. :mrgreen: It will also rid us of the annoying Archer, putting T`Pol in the Captain`s chair and her loved little Trip as her second in command. Woo!



P.S. - There will also be Cardassians on the show - LOTS of them! :twisted:

admiral sab 08-23-2004 01:32 AM

geez the election at SB1 have just ended and we have a new acting commodore. My campaign managing services are up for grabs! I have plenty of experience of course none of my people have won, but the SLOGANS are forever seared in our brains!

Just ask any DCer here what the words "Stranger things have happened" brings to mind. Oh yeah, they remember.

Xeroc 08-23-2004 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nic Corelli
Who wants me for his/her running mate? Or actually vote for me for E.P.? I actually have some reasonable ideas... like cutting the season from 26 and 24 to 18 episodes - which will undoubtedly ensure a season densely packed with excitement and high quality episodes, eliminating the possibility of another "Fortunate Son" (yawn) or "Fallen Hero" (yaaawn) or "The Communicator (bleeeh).

Also, Travis will accidentally cause the death of Archer, which will haunt him for many episodes, leading to massive guilt, remorse, multiple personality disorder and a great showdown with Silik. That should make up for years and years of horrible underuse. :mrgreen: It will also rid us of the annoying Archer, putting T`Pol in the Captain`s chair and her loved little Trip as her second in command. Woo!

P.S. - There will also be Cardassians on the show - LOTS of them! :twisted:

Nic, I like your ideas and I think they would mesh well with mine. I would be glad to have you as a running mate! We could be both executive producers of Enterprise - kind of like B&B, but we'd be 1,000,000 times better!

Zeke 08-23-2004 03:52 AM

Okay, since I'm doing the next article tomorrow, would somebody mind going through the thread and posting a list of who all is running?

NAHTMMM 08-23-2004 04:02 AM

  • Asky
  • Xeroc
  • Hotaru
  • ASCII (whose campaign is run by Sa'ar Chasm)
  • antodav
  • PointyHairedJedi
  • Draknek
  • Alexia
  • Nic Corelli is fishing for running mates
  • admiral sab has apparently offered her services as campaign manager to all and sundry

I *think* that about covers it. :?

Nan 08-23-2004 04:18 AM

Nan refuses to run, but is happy to act as commentator. :D

Xeroc 08-23-2004 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NAHTMMM
  • Asky
  • Xeroc
  • Hotaru
  • ASCII (whose campaign is run by Sa'ar Chasm)
  • antodav
  • PointyHairedJedi
  • Draknek
  • Alexia
  • Nic Corelli is fishing for running mates
  • admiral sab has apparently offered her services as campaign manager to all and sundry
I *think* that about covers it. :?

Looks correct to me! (But shouldn't it go Xeroc, Asky, etc.?)

Alexia 08-23-2004 06:41 AM

Ooooooooh sab! Run with me! Girl Power! :mrgreen:

And Hotaru, sorry about that, but hey, thats politics :wink:

Nic Corelli 08-23-2004 11:02 AM

Xeroc, I accept your offer! I shalt be thy running mate. We shalt prevail! All shall love us and despair! Mwahahahaha! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

PointyHairedJedi 08-23-2004 12:05 PM

Anyone that wants to assist me in making The Trip Tucker Variety Hour a reality is more than welcome!

Nic Corelli 08-23-2004 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PointyHairedJedi
Anyone that wants to assist me in making The Trip Tucker Variety Hour a reality is more than welcome!

oops. now im in a big dilemma. :P

Draknek 08-23-2004 01:44 PM

I note that none of you have so far applied to receive my campaign mailings.

I must stress that this is a very dangerous political move.

And I need that money so bad....

NAHTMMM 08-23-2004 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xeroc
Quote:

Originally Posted by NAHTMMM
  • Asky
  • Xeroc
  • Hotaru
  • ASCII (whose campaign is run by Sa'ar Chasm)
  • antodav
  • PointyHairedJedi
  • Draknek
  • Alexia
  • Nic Corelli is fishing for running mates
  • admiral sab has apparently offered her services as campaign manager to all and sundry
I *think* that about covers it. :?

Looks correct to me! (But shouldn't it go Xeroc, Asky, etc.?)

Actually, studies have shown that being listed second on a butterfly ballot gets you most of the votes from people who just decide to vote for whoever's listed first ;)

catalina_marina 08-23-2004 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PointyHairedJedi
Anyone that wants to assist me in making The Trip Tucker Variety Hour a reality is more than welcome!

Alexia... Pointy... Alexia... Pointy... Or parhaps Xeroc? What was his policy again? :roll:


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