[color=#000000:post_uid0]Happy Meal with[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid5]extra extra-hot horseradish.[/color:post_uid5]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]In another room,[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]someone farted a[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. End of sentence.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Period. DOOM! Taya17

(Good news, I updated the story on my site before 17 is able to end the story once and for all)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]was momentarily victorious[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]as[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John before a[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]grammar rodeo went[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]skipping lightly through[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John's hometown of[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]KilJohn, Texas. She

(There is a town in Texas called Kilgore)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]ended the story.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Before she could,

Ooh, I like the avatar, 17! :D[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the world ended.

(Thanks! It's the pinnacle of my artistic achievement. I've never been able to match that quality of verisimilitude...)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A problem arose

(Also, you shouldn't be allowed to post in this thread. ;) )[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]over the ending.

(You can't stop me, my mom can't either! You can't stop me from thinking these thoughts, you can't stop me from topping these charts...:p )[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It was solved

(Oh my, she's rhyming! ;) )[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and thus ended.

(Well, actually I plagiarized someone. So you can't blame me.)[/color:post_uid0]