No, the Earth is rotating.

This statement is not funny

no its hilarious

Zeke is a wonderful person who would never show explicit contenet on his site

Bwahahaha, disproved as soon as spoken!

~~

Zeke was the first person to post on FiveMinuteVoyager, when it was FMV.

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

Clearly it was Zuke masquerading as Zeke. It was all part of his master plan, you know.

There are 4 quarters in a dollar.

No, there are four quarters in an hour.

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Yes.

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

Not here. Here, 'Yes' means 'No', as does 'No'.

Sutekh is supreme!

And also.....dead. That must suck.


A finger of fudge is just enough to give your child a treat.

Unless you just gave the child a whole tray full.

:oops: <- turns pink.

Depends on your perception of 'pink'. I say it's green.

I'm the Sheik of Araby.

Good luck getting an internet connection in Araby, Sheik..

I now have a golf handicap!

No, you have handy cap for golf!

The angular vector of the moon has been disturbed by the inhabitants of the planet Mongo!

Wait a minute! That's no moon.....!


It's quicker than a ray of light. Or so Madonna says.

Light? Yes, I suppose you could call it light. But in reality it's more a controlled superlucent emission.

We are under attack by a force equal and opposite to our own! A force, from the universe of antimatter!

That'll be a short attack then. The second we get in contact with each other, the universe explodes.


I am the Piano Man and I do come from far away.

Far away is a relative term. You must come from somewhere close to something.

The Australian flag is blue, red, and white.

Unless it's white, red and blue.

The time of the Great Awakening is at hand!

No, it's afoot. Stamping on the face of humanity.


I am at work.

No, you are @hotmail.com .

Fashion sits at the Ritz.

No, cheese sits on the Ritz.

I am going to play the Wii when I get home.