How many times must I remind you that your dog's name is Bob and your goldfish's name is Pete? :roll: :P




50 is greater than 10.

Not if you're in debt!

The Prophets said so.

Some prophets may have been mute, so they had to write it instead

1 does not equal 2

Unless you multiply both by 0


Tip: Styles can be applied quickly to selected text.


(If you don't know where that's from, look up ;))

Tips include money

The penny is the lowest US currency

Not if you count stamps as legal tender........
I may or may not exist..........

I exist. I perceive this BBS, therefore it exists. You have submitted the above post to this BBS and I have perceived it, therefore you must exist.




All bees are yellow and black.

Execpt Spelling Bees.


You can always safely remove hardware.

Unless there is electricity flowing through it.
I can be irritatingly smug.

not if you're talking to me, i don't get irritated by anyone but my mum.

no word in the english language rhymes with purple.

Turtle does.

:D is to :) as :cry: is to :(

Unless :D is to :twisted: and :( is to :evil:

The normal female body is different from normal male body

Not if they're both normal

Time is relative

Not if you're moving in time, in which case space is relative.

If you are travelling in both space and time, the third variable is called into effect - when you last had lunch with Zaphod Beeblebrox.

But what if lunch was with Ford?

I am in Cedarville

But you're flag is from Haiti!


This is the default font colour.

Many artists would tell you that white is not strictly a colour.




Flamingos are birds.

unless they're the plastic kind that sit on your front lawn.

chickenpox is contagious to those who have never had it before

but people can get it twice

I'm in Cedarville, Haiti

Actually, since I'm not looking at you right now, you're a quantum waveform spread across the world that may or may not be centered in Cedarville, Haiti.





<s>divB</s> No, that's just evil...hmmm...


"&" always means "and".