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KillerGodMan 06-16-2005 04:02 AM

no, your grasp of chemestry sucks

(sorry, I couldn't resist :mrgreen:)

KillerGodMan is a name for a killer god, man

Xeroc 06-17-2005 01:32 AM

Puncuation isn't allowed in names here.


I'm making the one chat ... TO RULE THEM ALL!

persianmouse 06-17-2005 05:16 AM

But you'll never be as cool as anyone in LOTR, not even Tom Bombadil.

I am a girl.

NAHTMMM 06-18-2005 07:39 PM

No, I am a boy. :roll: ;)



42 < 47

Chancellor Valium 06-19-2005 09:27 PM

No, 42 is the ultimate answer, 47 is just another useless number.......

I am Nihilus, DARK LORD OF THE SITH, MWAHAHAA!

NAHTMMM 06-19-2005 11:59 PM

:roll: No you aren't anymore. You just can't face the fact that you were trounced by Jar-Jar Binks in the Dark Lord of the Sith elections last week.




There's no business like show business!

persianmouse 06-20-2005 05:05 AM

Yes, there is a business like show business, it's called prostitution.

It's not going to stop, so just give up.

Xeroc 06-20-2005 06:16 AM

Everything ends.


:roll: :?: :D :!:

Chancellor Valium 06-20-2005 11:47 AM

No,
:lol: :?: , :P :!:

Chancellor Valium 06-20-2005 11:58 AM

No,
:lol: :?: , :P :!:

Xeroc 06-21-2005 01:18 AM

No, you are not supposed to double-post.


This is a quarter. *holds up a quarter*

persianmouse 06-22-2005 05:38 AM

No, that's a Royale with cheese.

The dolphins are plotting against us, they smile too much not to be up to something.

Chancellor Valium 06-22-2005 07:37 AM

No, Iranian rodents are plotting against us :twisted:

crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess!

persianmouse 06-24-2005 09:37 PM

NO! crabmonger fishsignfigantother, Fundamentalist Christian Zealot!

I have toes!

NeoMatrix 06-26-2005 03:26 AM

The toes you have are not yours, you might want to turn around and see who they belong to.

Your favorite drink is Coke Zero

Xeroc 06-26-2005 05:55 AM

Zero taste!


This statement is true.

persianmouse 06-26-2005 07:23 AM

There is no truth. Except the lies.

I am not a bunny.

NeoMatrix 06-26-2005 09:05 PM

What is your definition of a bunny?

He who has leaky roof over bedroom has wet bed

persianmouse 06-27-2005 02:36 AM

Not if it's a canopy bed!

Walmart stinks of quiet desperation and butter.

Xeroc 06-27-2005 03:13 AM

Nah, the quiet desperation was all sold out due to the great prices!


A mouse never built a better mousetrap.

persianmouse 06-27-2005 03:50 AM

I never built any mousetraps....

Mmmmm...tacos... :drool:

Xeroc 06-27-2005 04:07 AM

Okay, that's not even really a statement. ;)


This isn't really multiple puncuation :!: :?:

Chancellor Valium 06-28-2005 09:14 PM

Theres more than one, more than one is multiple.

Thomas "Fats" Waller was a jazz musician.

Chancellor Valium 06-28-2005 09:18 PM

Theres more than one, more than one is multiple.

Thomas "Fats" Waller was a jazz musician.

KillerGodMan 06-30-2005 11:33 PM

No... Tomas Waller was a famous a Jazz musician

Zeke will kill you if you do this: !!

persianmouse 07-01-2005 12:33 AM

Zeke will decide to kill you, then get distracted by pie, remember to kill you, get distracted by more pie, remember again, then have to go and do something Canadian, remember the killing of you he needs to do, but Battlestar is on, so he'll do it after, remember again, says he'll do it tomorrow, tomorrow comes, and he's says he'll do it the next day (for today he was distracted by ninjas/mormons), next day comes, and he promises to kill you 'soon', etc etc etc, until you finally die of old age, and Zeke still takes credit for it.

Pie and Pi are two seperate things, and bad things occure if you confuse the two.

Chancellor Valium 07-01-2005 03:00 PM

Says you! You can't even make a statement, why should I believe you?!
(:P)
The next statement in this thread will be true.

NAHTMMM 07-01-2005 08:49 PM

This statement is false.


(*poof*)




Pistachios are evil, as can be seen by these relevant crime statistics...

KillerGodMan 07-02-2005 03:07 AM

What statistics?

Zeke need to fix the member titles

Chancellor Valium 07-02-2005 05:01 PM

Proves nothing. Zeke needs to fix a lot of things....

persianmouse 07-03-2005 02:46 AM

AH-HAH!! Thou has forgottenest to maketh a statementeth, Chancelloreth Valiumeth!

There is no truth in beauty.

Xeroc 07-03-2005 05:58 AM

Have you looked?


I will rule the world ... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

persianmouse 07-03-2005 06:59 AM

No you don't.....penguins do.

Wonky goes the bo-bastic.

Chancellor Valium 07-03-2005 02:36 PM

No, wonky goes the bombastic!

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together, see how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly, I'm crying!

KillerGodMan 07-04-2005 12:25 PM

no, I am KillerGodMan

I am KillerGodMan, also known as KillerGM and KGM

Chancellor Valium 07-05-2005 04:59 PM

No, you are Mr. Kyle, who claims to be called KillerGodMan......

H2SO4 is not a good substance to bring along to a housewarming......

KillerGodMan 07-08-2005 01:53 PM

yes it is...

I am part of the iAvitar cult

Chancellor Valium 07-15-2005 06:44 PM

No, you are a heretic who must be grilled with a steak.

MacNoo is not a real Scottish surname....

Xeroc 07-16-2005 04:05 AM

It is in an alternate universe!


1 + 1 = 2

NeoMatrix 07-16-2005 02:53 PM

Do you believe everything the teacher told you?

Today is the day after yesterday


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