You're house implodes while you sleep.
I wish nothing bad would happen to this wish. |
Nothing bad happens, but nothing good happens either, in fact everyone in the universe is frozen in time.
I wish I understood why/how the meson inversion properties of Nth metal would create an antigravity effect. |
You understand why and how, but the Meson Mafia beat you up and kill you for having discovered their little secret.
I wish New York would quit annoying me. |
North Korea launches a nuke and destroys New York, causing a nuclear war that destroys spacetime.
I wish I had a sonic screwdriver. |
You have a Sonic Screwdriver, but it's stuck on setting 15,457: melon baller
I wish for more wishes. |
You kill yourself because nothing comes true.
I wish more people would join my Jihad to put Dune above Star Wars and destroy Star Wars. http://groups.google.com/group/dunejihad?lnk=gcimh |
They do, but then they vote you out. The tribe has spoken!
I wish that there was a story where the hero isn't prompted to free the genie; he does it anyway. This act of selflessness earns him a lifetime of extra wishes because the reader knows that they'll only be used in good causes. |
You're committed to an asylum for such ludicrous ideas.
I wish I wasn't so darn hungry at the moment. |
You are so full that you explode.
I wish I had a working microphone for my laptop. |
You do, but it works at the local McDonald's, so you are now totally microphone-less. :)
I wish that we had an ETA on the DVD-capable Revolution. |
You manage to hack in and find out that information, however Nintendo notice and dispatch a crack strike team who hunt you down and then beat you to death with a red koopa shell.
I wish I had Resident Evil: Umbrella now. Not in 4 days time. |
You do. It's an umbrella that belonged to a Resident Doctor, and is evil. Say goodbye to your eyes!
I wish I could remember the quote from the "Fairly Oddparents" cartoon about dead and beeping flowers. (Seriously, does anyone know it?) |
You do, but it doesn't exist, so you go insane.
I wish my chinchilla didn't eat my pencil eraser. |
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