Then we need the warrant, and THEN comes the . . . wait, wrong TV show. Never mind. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../konkgoofy.gif

You sure you're using a big enough hyperspace mallet there, NAHTMMM?

Of course I am. It's not like I'm constructing a bypass or anything like that.

Then I should probably stop posting. Worryingly enough, Zeke has not posted in a single thread in which I have commented. If I continue posting at my current rate and this continues, Zeke will soon cease all postings in his own forums.

Actually, that'd be really cool, in an evil sort of way.

Zeke's still pining for the fjords, remember? :p

And I drive a Chevy.

That's random...

Well, I'm just sayin', if I drove a Focus or a Mustang or somethin' then I could drive here in it, leave it parked out front, and maybe it would entice Zeke back. You know? Seems pretty reasonable to me.

Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here...

Perhaps if there were nacelles stuck on the side. Or, if it were a DeLorean (though in that case you would have had to push it rather than drive it, as that would have been far quicker).

Hey, what's with the DeLorean bashing?

I think it looks awesome. It's just that everyone who ever had to go near one agrees that it was hidiously underpowered, not to mention that it had a host of other problems.

Plus the severe brain damage involved in just getting into the damn thing....

It's only underpowered in the USA because our laws force it to have extra antipollution stuff included that dumb down the engine.

There was also the problem with having to steel-wool it regularly to keep it from getting rust spots.

Well, if you want style, I suppose you have to pay for it.

Better something a bit less stylish which isn't broken all of the time and horrendously expensive to fix, if you ask me. It makes some of the old Italian sports cars look positively reliable, by comparison.

It looks fine, standing still; it's in expecting it to behave like an automobile that you begin to run into trouble. From a mechanical design standpoint, it was a complete failure.

Okay, moving on...

What, again? http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ies/tongue.gif

A tongue-sticking smily? Please, could someone send me a list of all of the smiles you can make in this forum and what you type in to make them? I can't help but feel that I'm losing out on some creative possibilities.