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1 minute reviews
Basicly, if you've read a book or comic/watched a movie or Tv show/played a video game/read a fiver/listened to a song If you want to review it, you can here, be the reviewed from the past, present or future
I'll give an example of each time Past.... Song: Beautiful Day Artist: U2 Review: It isn't a wonder why it won three grammy awards Present.... Movie: I, Robot Staring: Will Smith Review: A good movie with a LOT of memorible quotes "You know, somehow 'I told you so' just isn't gonna do it" Future... (Or early review) Movie: The Ring 2 Review (as a block this time): Voice: Seven Banking Days! There you have it, hopefully this will catch on (i.e: WORK) |
I think its a great idea! :D Can I do 2? Thanks.
Film: Spirited Away Starring: No idea. Review: Great animation and a cool story. TV Show: The Last Chancers Starring: Adam Buxton and some other people Shown on: Channel 4/E4 (UK) Starting properly in january somet time. Review: Extremely awsomely funny. Almost as funny as Zekes top ten lists. If you didn't get it thats: Today (wednesday)! C4! 10:35pm ! No realy there NOT paying me, I do the same for Enterprie. |
Hmm....
Book: Dune Author: Frank Herbert Review: If you speak ill of this book, I will hunt you down and shoot you, because it is that good. Something like that, yes? ;) |
Book: Star Trek Q Squared
Author: Peter David. Review: Best Trek Book Ever, IMHO. ;) TV Show: The Pretender Starring: Michael T. Weiss, Andrea Parker Shown on TNT: (They know Drama) Review: The guy can be anyone he wants to be...except Parker's boyfriend. Tragic. Movie: The Princess Bride Starring: Cary Elwes and Jenny from Forest Gump. Review: You must see this movie if you want to understand the term: R.O.U.S. ;) |
Movie: Oceans 12
Starring: lot's of people Review: Watch it! Watch it NOW! |
Game: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
By: <blinkingtext>NINTENDO!</blinkingtext> Review: If any of you state the following about the game: Sucks Hard Thinks Dragons rule the world Poor Grapics Ahh screw it, if so much as 'bad' and the game are mentioned in the same post by any of you, I will shoot you down with a shotgun, stab you with a spoon, fork and knife, beat you with soggy, burned pasta, and make you watch Gigli - It's that good! EDIT: Same punishment if you review The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy before I finish reading it! |
Game: Metroid Prime 2: Echos
By: <evenbiggerblinkingtext>NINTENDO!</evenbiggerblinkingtext> Review: *insert sound of Homer drooling here* *sigh* I love Nintendo :D |
Game: DDR Extreme
By: Konami Review: Too. Freaking. Addicting. Good God, I am so glad I bought a PS2. :o |
Cartoon: Stargate Infinity
Made by:MGM/CIC Entertainment Starring: Some people you've never heard of Review: OW! My brain! IT KILLED MY BRAIN! AHHHHHHHH!!! I made the mistake of watching two minutes of it. Never, ever again. |
Game: Mega Man Battle Network 4 (Blue Moon)(oh, come on, you knew it was coming)
Made by : Capcom Review: ...actually, once you get past the euphoria of your favorite Soul Unison, it's not as good as the other games. |
Holiday: Christmas
Made by: Little bit of Christianity, little bit of Paganism, little bit of urban legend, mixed in a blender of commercialism. Review: A birthday party everyone's invited to, whether or not you believe the birthday boy even existed. |
Holiday: Christmas Eve
Made By: Too many people Review: "Christmas will get here 'soon'." |
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Song: 'Vertigo' Artist: U2 Review: It's so good, it's worth buying the Cd |
Dude, who counts "one, two, three, fourteen"?
X( Movie: The Red Violin Made by: A helluva a lot of people, but it's Canadian Review: Totally AWESOME. Witha rockin' soundtrack. SEE IT. It's got Samuel L. Jackson. |
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And it was Bono, concidering he's the lead singer |
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Heathens! Heathens all! ;P
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According to Bono as played by Colin Farrel on SNL, it goes 1, 2, 3, 14 in an attempt to show how music has no real boundries. You can do whatever you want!
Also, Nan, how did you do the thing in you Avatar with the pattern on the words? I'm such a photoshop newb :cry: |
Clipping groups.
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Book: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Author: Douglas Adams Review: The BEST book I've ever read (reviews for other 4 books coming soon) Movie: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Expected Release date: May 5 2005 Review: The books and radio series were good, so the movie is bound to be amazing. |
Statement: KGM's second review in the post above
Author: KillerGodMan Review: Famous last words. |
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Then again, look at Harry Potter, Redwall, The Bourne Identity, K'PAX.... |
I, Robot and LotR...
Movie: The Bourne Supremacy Starring: Matt Damon. Review: An endless mindgame. Fun. Messes with your head. Highly recommended. Book: Digital Fortress Author: The person who wrote The Da Vinci Code Review: Also a mindgame. Bonus points if you figure out any of the final answers before the characters. |
Game: KotOR
Made By: Bioware and Lucasarts (I think) Review: Far too addictive! Very good. |
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Game: KotOR 2 Same makers Review: Good, until the end |
Game: Star Ocean: Till The End Of Time.
Producer: SE Review: Square-Enix owns my soul, but it was worth it! |
Cartoon: Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!
Made by: I haven't a clue. Review: I actually know nothing about this show except the name, which almost literally seems to be trying to say it all. Isn't it just the best name for a cartoon ever though? :D |
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*erases memory of post from mind* *feels better* ...um, right. Review, review, review... :? *picks one at random* Book: Shell Game Starring: McCoy, Spock, Chekov, some one-shots, ehhh Kirk too! Review: Good Stuff. Spooky! |
Book: Dune
Author: Frank Herbert Review: I am willing to be PHJ's lackey in all matters related to defending the honor of this book. Naysayers, prepare to die. Movie: Collateral Stars: Tom Cruise, Jamie Foxx Review: Closest thing to a film noir released in a good while. Plot=Contrivance. Characters=Fantastic. Writing=Fantastic. Kudos to director Michael Mann on a job well done! Album: Once Artist: Nightwish Review: I'm told that this group is big in their native Finland, and if that's the case, it is entirely justified. I'm not a big fan of metal music, but I love this. The orchestral and choral work is amazing, and the lead vocalist is impressive. |
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U2 in the song Vertigo.
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Album: How to dismantle an Atomic Bomb
Artist: U2 Title Track: Fast Cars Number of Songs: 12 Review: AWESOME-AMAZING-COOL! In other words; really, really, really good. |
Album: American Idiot
Artist: Green Day Title of Track: Boulevard of Broken Dreams Review: My mom said it reminded her of Janeway. No wonder I've become so obsessed with it. |
Song: American Idiot
Artist: Green Day Review: As good as the Album, so reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelay good! |
Book: Pride and Prejudice
Author: Jane Austen Review: Total snoozefest. |
Vedra! I haven't seen you in awhile!
Book: Silverwing Author: Kenneth Oppel Review: A really good book, it's a must read ~ Book: Star Trek: The Q Continuem Author: Don't remember Review: An OK book, leaves you wondering a lot of things though, like why Picard WILLINGLY entered the Q continuem Edit: Sorry Vedra! |
actually, it was either that, or else get stranded somewhere in time and space...
not much he could do. |
Book: Death Orbit. #somethingish out of who-knows-how-many in some series or another
Author: Dunno Review: Laughably bizarre cheeeeeziness softens you up for most of the book, then two or three elementary school - level science mistakes blindside you from out of nowhere and turn your brain to sludge. |
Book: In search of Lost Time
Author: Marcelle Proust Review: Do not attempt to read out-loud or otherwise. SENTENCES TOO LONG! Opened this book at a random page, and my brain turned into a small turquoise Turkish Delight which slid out of the back of my head and turned into a butterfly which then exploded. |
Post: The reply Vailum made above me
Author: Chancellor Valium Review: O_o What the Crap?! |
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