You Are Unable To Handle The Truth
In this game, each succesive poster must try to disprove the previous poster's statement, before making their own statement. Like so:
I started this thread. |
^ Except in the mirror universe, where Chancellor Muilav started this thread.
The sun shines. (That's my statement, btw) Everyone got it? |
But not at night
The Earth is round |
But not according to Aristotle. And everyone knows:
Aristotle is always right! |
Then why can you go all the way around the world?
I have a vintage 23rd century Constitution Refit. Curteousy bad time-jumping. |
That was dimension jumping, you nit. :P
I was awake when I typed and posted this. |
Actually, ou were only half-awake.
I am me. |
Everyone can say that they are me
On this Earth, when the sun is out during the day, the sky is blue |
Except when it's pink, during the summer, around 5ish/6ish
A week is a long time in politics was a phrase coined by Edward Heath, who was the British Prime Minister....... |
A week is very speck compared to eternity, so is the lifespan of Edward Heath.
On this Earth near the equator, when the sun is out on a perfectly clear day at noon, the sky is blue. |
Except during a total solar eclipse.
Gravity travels at the speed of light. |
This has not been proven and in any case, not on the disc, where gravity is faster than light because light there travels at the speed of sound.
I am Valium |
Maybe you are, but then again you can be someone else pretending to be Valium.
On this Earth near the equator, when the sun is out on a perfectly clear day at noon with no solar eclipses, standing outside with nothing blocking your view, the sky is blue. |
Unless someone or something is blocking your view, or clouds have been purposefully pushed into your skyline.
I can breathe |
You can't breathe when there is no air, your under water without air, or someone or something is choking you.
Water becomes ice when the temperature goes below freezing |
Not if it's ALREADY ICE! Or snow.
I am a humanoid, carbon-based life-form |
Unless you are an android or borg trying to make it seem so, or an illusion of my mind, whichever I feel like at the moment.
I just pulled my ship out of Bravo Fleet. (Don't bother trying to dispute it, it's true.) |
It all depends on which Bravo fleet we're talking about, not even to mention parallel universes.
My computer runs slowly. |
Except when it's not on
I am at 5MV |
Except when you log off the internet
(In a non-weather situation, say a kitchen with a freezer) The current temperature is above freezing, so the water is a liquid. Water then becomes ice when exposed to temperatures below freezing for a long period of time. |
Except on other planets, such as pluto, or if there is no water.
There is no spoon. |
That's no spoon, it's a space station.
Doctor Who is coming back on the air after sixteen years, and not a moment too soon! |
People are confused by the word soon
Not every sock has a match |
No, but some have two. And some have half.
I have a giant ball of green tape that I add on to every time we paint something in my house. |
It's BLUE, I tell ye BLUE!
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I blank statement is a terrible thing to waste
Everything is composed of atoms |
But atoms are composed of protons, neutrons, and electrons, which are made of quarks.
A Fire Emblem Mage can use any magic. (This is not true, but...I don't think anyone else here plays Fire Emblem.) |
Magic is nonexistent
Magic is nonexistent |
In a way, it does. That is, if you count chemistry and love.
John dies alot |
No he doesn't, he dyes an Easter egg.
Pie is better than ketchup. |
But not according to the Ketchup Lovers Association it isn't.
We hate the Ketchup Lovers Association.... |
Actually, a recent Gallup poll of 30 random people who had registered at this board reported that only 2 hated the K.L.A., 10 liked or were indifferent to it, 12 loved it, 2 thought it went well with the Mustard Lovers Association on the Hotdog Lovers Association, and 4 answered "You're asking me because I signed up at which board, now?"
My feet are not wet. |
You think that, but they're not your feet you're wearing.
No-one dares mentioning harming cedars in IJD's presence..... |
Someone did, but they got knocked to their senses.
Everyone has a mother, unless they were created in some lab. |
Not if they're holographic ;)
My running around is through........ |
Not if an angry tiger comes after you
(BTW, aren't holographic beings created in some sort of lab? HA!) Janeway loves coffee |
But not decaf.
music is organised sound...... |
Most of it is, but then there is all the organized chaos we call noise
Voyager had Seven seasons |
Although some do count VS8&9 as real.........
Neitzche is dead. |
No, Nietzsche is dead.
My dog's name is Pete. |
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