[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hello everone. I'm kind of new here. I posted one post under STPDO in the old 3sygma forums. Just wanted to say Hi and leave a trap for Zeke. (But only if he is in season.)

hi!!!! come here!!!! looookie loookie!!!!!!![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Trust me, no one will flame you. Fire is illegal on this website. Just the tiniest spark could set all the Chakotay jokes ablaze and the whole place would burn down. :D
So how do you bait a trap for Zeke? :S

Anyway, hi there! :)

(Edit) Never mind about the question. I remember how. :embarrassed:[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Welcome back to the boards, Captain Galactic. Your timing, as always, is quite exceptional. Just in time to die.

::: levels Hammer of Smiting :::[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]NAH: roflmao

Zeke: I thought Kira had that hammer of smiting.

Captain Galactic: y0, welcome to the forums, try not to get lost in the plethera of posting.[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Just in time to die.

::: levels Hammer of Smiting :::[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]This part of the post reminds me: Will Zuke be returning to the boards?[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Good question. We [i:post_uid0]are[/i:post_uid0] getting close to the anniversary of his takeover....[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]CG[/b:post_uid0] <-- That's an awesome avatar you got there!
:D
Too bad you didn't use the anime version of [b:post_uid0]Strong Bad.[/b:post_uid0]
:mad:
Also, no one should ever flame a [b:post_uid0]Newb[/b:post_uid0] on this Board,
cuz we [i:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]ALL[/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0] used to be unfamiliar here too. (Except for
the ppl who run the website.)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]He started it.[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000:post_uid0]He started it.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]My side, yr side!
Yr side, my side!
:swear:
If you don't calm down, somebody's gonna
get thrown into the Aurora chair![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Too bad you didn't use the anime version of Strong Bad.
[/quote:post_uid0]

You gotta have blue hair.

And the mouth: really small when closed...ridiculously large when open.

Maybe I should use Trogdor as an avatar.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sorry for not responding sooner, but I had karate and then had to fix up my wireless network. ummmm....anyhoo...
FatMat-I couldn't find a Stinko Man avatar. would be cool though. I just liked the dance he was doing.

And please, don't fight. You look like children. Except children with a Hammer of Smighting and Aurora chair. (god, I'd [b:post_uid0]hate[/b:post_uid0] being the parents of you two) :D

Zeke: FatMat took my ball! *TWHACK*
FatMat:HE TOOK MY BARBIE!! *zapfizzlepop*
MamaFatZeke: Do I have to get out the Aurora Hammer of Smighting...chairs...[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Captain Galactic"][color=#000000:post_uid0]!![/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Again[/i:post_uid0] he does it! Can I really be blamed for violent thoughts?[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Again he does it! Can I really be blamed for violent thoughts?[/quote:post_uid0]

Not at all. We all have our irrational random hot-buttons.

For example, I froth at the mouth when people misuse an apostrophe.[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Again[/b:post_uid0] he does it![/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Maybe his keyboard is broken, or maybe the fear of
being hit by the hammer causes another exclamation
point to be pressed.
:p
[b:post_uid0]Sa'ar Chasm[/b:post_uid0] <-- Very cool! You quoted almost the
whole thing he says in that "answering E-mail" flash
cartoon.
:D[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Sa'ar Chasm <-- Very cool! You quoted almost the
whole thing he says in that "answering E-mail" flash
cartoon.
[/quote:post_uid0]

In the course of a week I discovered that three people I knew watched StrongBad emails...two of whom were my profs.

Y'wanna know something sad? I can quote pretty much the entire guitar email. Same for Ali (and Ali's sister).[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Heheheh. StrongBad emails. One of my friends pointed me to that site (http://www.homestarrunner.com, btw). I didn't find it as funny as she seemed to but I got a kick out of it.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]StrongBad emails. One of my friends pointed me to that site [/quote:post_uid0]

And then you tried to introduce me to Trogdor when I was complaining about reality and demanding to know where my dragon was.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]How come [i:post_uid0]I[/i:post_uid0] don't have a dragon! ::whines:: Zeeeeeeekeeeeee Get me a dragon!

::curtseys then runs::[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I've got your dragon right here. ::: cocks the Hammer :::[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]::Running::[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I thought I stole the Hammer of Smiting like six months ago. And I don't seem to recall giving it back....[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Kira"]I thought I stole the Hammer of Smiting like six months ago. And I don't seem to recall giving it back....[/quote:post_uid0]
:S

:think:


:O

Zeke, are you sure you aren't going overboard with this cloning business? :S[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Kira"][color=#000000:post_uid0]I thought I stole the Hammer of Smiting like six months ago. And I don't seem to recall giving it back....[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Kira, did you let him distract you while you were in Ottawa? ::Shakes her head slowly:: There's your problem.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"StrongBad"? The hell? I thought that was Spawn. Hence the cleverness of reusing Kosst's "Not really Batman" title.

StrongBad. Yeesh.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I thought I stole the Hammer of Smiting like six months ago. And I don't seem to recall giving it back....[/quote:post_uid0]

No-one ever seemws to want to steal my Kipper of Thwapping....[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]"StrongBad"? The hell? I thought that was Spawn. [/quote:post_uid0]

Who wants to watch Spawn emails? Can Spawn play meedleymeedleymeedley on the guitar?

[quote:post_uid0]No-one ever seems to want to steal my Kipper of Thwapping....[/quote:post_uid0]

Well, ever since it knocked off Mr. Leeman, it's gone a bit rank.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hey-o! I'm still in my anti-Zeke spacestation until he calms down. Or Celeste gets her bloodshed.

Insted of "Not quite Batman" I'm now "WeakGood". Coooool. But seriously, Zeke, [i:post_uid0]Spawn? [b:post_uid0]Spawn?[/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0] I'm almost hoping Zuke'll come back. I will be his accoplice. Colonial Universal...has a ring to it.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Just don't connect Kira (our Kira) with the term "Colonel" (which I'd like to take a moment to explicitly, earnestly, and emphatically state right now that I am not doing so, and indeed do not condone the doing of, but instead heartily recommend against it). Combine such an event with your riling of Zeke, and you'll be stuck in space stations till the break of "soon". :O


(Come to think of it, Kira, as far as "the" Hammer of Smiting is concerned, maybe you just stole a generic-brand whacker he keeps around for when his name-brand Hammer is at the local smith's for polishing and stuff. :D)[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]...and you'll be stuck in space stations till the break of "soon". :O...[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hey, I won't mind. This space station is pretty spiffy. But unfortunatly, the armor can't hold a combined attack from Zeke & Kira. Maybe one or the other, but not both. Plus, I don't wanna get [b:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]both[/i:post_uid0][/b:post_uid0] Gods of 5MV angry. Who knows what terrors they could unleash when they combine their powers...[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Who knows what terrors they could unleash when they combine their powers...[/quote:post_uid0]

Kira and Zeke are the Wonder Twins?

(Hands up anybody who gets that...hell, *I* barely get that).[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]No offense to Kira and Zeke, but in terms of sheer physical violence, Celeste worries me more than the two of them put together. ;)

::hides from Celeste::[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Kira and Zeke are the Wonder Twins?[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]That's all well and good for Kira, but all I get is water powers. Real useful. "Form of... a puddle! You know, so the bad guys might slip and fall. Shut up."[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]"Form of... a puddle! You know, so the bad guys might slip and fall. Shut up."[/quote:post_uid0]

Congratulations Zeke. Five points and a cupcake for picking up on obscure references from 80s cartoons.

*mops up Zeke's puddle*[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I think more of "Captain planet" when I hear "Combing their powers."

and... ::barks at NAH::[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Me too.

And... Eek! :O

::hides harder::[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]So much [i:post_uid0]violence![/i:post_uid0] Mellow out, children! Listen to some jazz, maybe some classical.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]::puts on the "Fur Elise" and waits for someone to mention the 1812 Overture::[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]::puts on the "Fur Elise" and waits for someone to mention the 1812 Overture::[/quote:post_uid0]

The 1812 Overture. And as only I know, the speaker right next to the 12-foot-tall poster of Zuke on my staton plays free-form jazz 24/7/364. (on Christmas, it plays Trans-Siberian Orchestra) :D[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]waits for someone to mention the 1812 Overture::[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I had a friend who said he once went to a performance of the 1812 Overture with [i:post_uid0]real[/i:post_uid0] cannons. Needless to say, I'm extremely envious.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Don't they use cannons for [i:post_uid0]Pops Goes the Fourth[/i:post_uid0] or whatever it is the A&E channel shows every year for the Fourth of July?[/color:post_uid0]