The Official Silly Haiku Thread
I have great fun writing haiku poems about different things, so I thought I'd turn it into a game/diversion. Everybody write something and we'll all have a good laugh at your expense! ^_^
I'll start. Zeke posts five minute Show plots, but rarely updates. This is ironic. |
I thought of this 5 seconds before writing this, but it's still weird
Oops, I did it... um What am I saying again? This song makes no sence... Silly too, I guess... |
'Tis utter madness
PHJ responsible? Which one, you may ask? In cedar panels the only true meaning lies So says IJD |
Silly threads en gros
I gaze into crass madness Shake my head once more Go, Optimus Prime! Go defend the galaxy! (And fetch me a coke.) The explanation: There is no rhyme or reason. Curse you, amateurs! Gatac |
Quote:
No, not that one, the one next to him. Erm, anyhoo... Berman and Braga Not Hitler, claims Zeke; what next - JMS not God? |
Vedra we must thank
For this very silly game New and very fun |
So what exactly
is a haiku but a poem with a weird meter? Gatac |
Bananas: yellow
Most squidgy on the inside curvy in their shape |
Hahaha, those are awesome guys. Come on, write more! I'll do another.
Drugs are bad, mmm-kay? People are weird enough when They are all sober. |
Pie in many forms
beloved of 5MV Quite tasty to eat. |
Vedra writes haikus.
It is lots of fun to write. Let's ignite something. |
Rofl, "let's ignite something." I love you, Ginga. ^_^
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Ginga, really can't
Go into the sentance game Without murdering OR CAN SHE? I don't know... *sets fire to random things* |
KGM should know
by now that I will always take after Janeway. *Tries to light some candles with merely my stare. But they don't smoke, sizzle, or spark.* ...I don't hear laughing. I don't. ...*covers ears* Nobody's laughing. |
Ginga is most amusing,
writes some psychotic haikus Likes Red Dwarf, methinks. |
Valium should know
that I know nothing about Red Dwarf; but the theme... |
"I am the Doctor!"
quoth he; "Smeg," said the Daleks And all ran away |
The Doctor sayeth
"I cross the void beyond the mind," and he does. |
I never did see
the point of Haiku's. They're like, so pointlessly short. |
Lexy should realize
That the point of haikus is... To, uh... write... and stuff... |
Many forum games,
have been proliferating, Mm, pie is tasty. |
The thread be most dead
Like Topic Title you see Only still here now. |
With a quick mouse click,
And a boiled eye of newt, Threads return to life. |
e of pi once new,
Now here for a longish time Is integrated |
We, us, are the Borg,
Useless resisting is, Join us either way. |
Borg: Cybermen clones
Who have watched Thriller a lot Perhaps far too much. |
Threads long dead and gone,
Via thread necromancy, Return zombie-like. |
The member titles
have returned; such a small thing to bring so much joy Happy brithday to Blueberry and Gatac - I wish you many pies. Into the Valley of Topic Title they rode; Into the jaws of Spam. |
it is a known fact
that haikus are also to be done in free-form |
Lady of Shallot.
Willows whiten, aspens quivr, Methinks T. did good. |
Old members return,
Member titles come back too, Zeke's been modding, eh? |
"Enterfake" they cry!
"Akiraprise" they shout! It's all geek to me. |
Visions of Archer
Sporting a huge mutant arm Now dance in my head. |
Five syllables here,
Then a longer line below, It's easy to do! |
Haiku: e of pi
Told you all you need to know Its really not that hard. |
Agreed this fact is,
If you try a bit, not hard It will be to do |
Yoda's syntax vex
-eth me. Most irritating It is. Hm-MM-mm! |
Small in size he is,
But his ally is the Force. So judge him do not. |
You do or do not,
There is no try, as you see. Yet, yes there is pie. |
Off into the void,
To boldy go alone where None have been before. |
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