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e of pi 01-15-2006 03:17 AM

Manifesto for the campaign to get a new topic title thread
 
Rallying words to get those who have been wronged to rise up in their summarized anger to damand their rights as FM.net Forum Posters. Rules for the campaign consisting of, essentially, 1. Do it anyway, and say you'll stopp when Zeke creates a new topic title thread. 2. If anyone gets threatened with banningor if Zeke asks us to stop, everybody stops. Request for feedback.

Opium 01-15-2006 03:24 AM

But...but...we have something longer and much more pointless than Topic Title...we have...The 3 by 1 story! (cue patriotic campaign music)

However, for years now,
There has been no Topic Title
Oh, there have those
That come very close
And are wonderful
A-Q is always a riot,
And how can you not love
The Person Above You.
1 by 1 has grown to 3;
And now there's even 5-8
And alphabet too!
But for so long,
people have craved,
And want it.
Oh so badly.
Those who haven't had it.
Those who have only heard.
Those even who remember it.
All crave it.
All want it.
All want...
TOPIC TITLE.

e of pi 01-15-2006 03:27 AM

Reminder that this drone never had the joy to post in Topic Title, as well as a request as to whether that was a support or rejection.

Opium 01-15-2006 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by e of pi
Reminder that this drone never had the joy to post in Topic Title, as well as a request as to whether that was a support or rejection.

*still playing patriotic music*
It said
All Want.
Because
All Want
Topic Title
Back.
It was support.
For bringing back
Topic Title.

:D

e of pi 01-15-2006 03:40 AM

Indication of joy at second demonstration of support.

whoiam 01-15-2006 04:37 AM

I have to say, it sounds like a particularly pointless way of wasting time and increasing people's post counts.

So count me in :wink:

e of pi 01-15-2006 04:54 AM

Indication of joy at the third demonstration of support.

KillerGodMan 01-15-2006 05:37 AM

w00t!

Count me In!

MaverickZer0 01-15-2006 08:17 AM

Why not? We have other pointless post-count increasing threads, so Topic Title would be a welcome zombie.

I meant addition. Yeeesss.

danieldoof 01-15-2006 10:38 AM

make it 6 then
I would love to try out topic title :D

PointyHairedJedi 01-15-2006 01:13 PM

If there were a Son of Topic Title, I don't think I could support it - you just had to be there, dammit.

Crazy times, man, crazy times.

NeoMatrix 01-15-2006 02:11 PM

Bringing it back will kill the wonderful memories. It's like remaking a classic movie so the younger generation can enjoy it more with better special effects.

However, I would like to add my support

KillerGodMan 01-16-2006 04:52 AM

It's like re-making Star Wars

Only Greedo is NOT shooting first!

Chancellor Valium 01-17-2006 07:47 PM

I would prefer to find the first one first. It must be possible...It MUST! At least in part, to recreat the feel of the first one, at least!

e of pi 01-17-2006 09:43 PM

I doubt it. But it could be reimagined! With new skins, better SFx, and seemingly random gender changes!

Chancellor Valium 01-17-2006 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by e of pi
I doubt it. But it could be reimagined! With new skins, better SFx, and seemingly random gender changes!

The counsel against resurrection rests, m'lud.
:P

PointyHairedJedi 01-17-2006 10:28 PM

Hey, there's absolutely nothing to stop you lot from coming up with something new, rather than just digging up old corpses.

Dammit, there's this line now that I can't quite recall from The Simpsons episode "Lisa the Iconoclast" (where she discovers that Jebediah Springfield was actually Hans Sprungfeld, villianous pirate).

e of pi 01-17-2006 10:31 PM

True, but still...

whoiam 01-18-2006 01:33 AM

hmm... I wonder what would happen if we gave Zeke one of those seemingly random gender changes?

e of pi 01-18-2006 01:40 AM

Look, it was a bad BSG reference okay? Not that that wouldn't be kinda interesting to see.

Zeke 01-18-2006 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whoiam
hmm... I wonder what would happen if we gave Zeke one of those seemingly random gender changes?

I've got a better idea where we never find out, ever.

whoiam 01-18-2006 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeke
Quote:

Originally Posted by whoiam
hmm... I wonder what would happen if we gave Zeke one of those seemingly random gender changes?

I've got a better idea where we never find out, ever.

Uhhh... sure! Exactly what I was gonna say... Quick, e of pi - hide the pizza cutter and the Eastrogen pills!

Naki 01-18-2006 02:50 AM

Topic title must return. I shall conjure it forth from the depths of hell!

heh added The monkey paw game to Ninpocho Chronicles. They took to it quickly

e of pi 01-18-2006 03:16 AM

I must say, though it is sporadic in nature, it is fun.

PointyHairedJedi 01-18-2006 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeke
I've got a better idea where we never find out, ever.

I dunno - Zeke with boobs has a certain... appeal.


*Crosses off entry no. 73 on the List Of Things Pointy Never Ever Thought He'd Actually Say*

Katy Jane 01-18-2006 06:45 AM

bouts of laughter at PHJ's post. Fond memorys of topic title, mixed feelings about a revival.


Hey, it was a lot of fun, but like pointy said, you had to be there, i just don't think a new topic title would be the same. :(

Zeke 01-18-2006 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PointyHairedJedi
I dunno - Zeke with boobs has a certain... appeal.

Jedi, the line you are walking is razor-thin.

It's really more like a laser.

PointyHairedJedi 01-18-2006 06:54 AM

Is the laser attatched to a shark?

Zeke 01-18-2006 07:24 AM

Indirectly. It's attached to a helicopter which is being piloted by a shark.

whoiam 01-18-2006 01:14 PM

See, this is why my imagination should be a banned substance...

Chancellor Valium 01-18-2006 01:59 PM

There *must* be a copy of Topic Title somewhere. Didn't you keep a backup of the forum, or the original itself with you then, Zeke?

There must be dozens of web archives...*stupidly vows to find the original Topic Title or give up in failure*

When was the thread made?

Katy Jane 01-18-2006 04:26 PM

The closest thing i've ever gotten on the way back machein was the front page of the forums showing that the most recent post in misc was in topic title.

The tread was started before i joined in augustish 2002


Edit: Linky http://web.archive.org/web/200212100.../ikonboard.cgi

Chancellor Valium 01-18-2006 07:34 PM

Hm...That could prove tricky.

Vedra 01-18-2006 07:40 PM

Zeke with boobs? Wouldn't it be stranger to imagine him without them?

Vedra 01-18-2006 07:41 PM

(Wow, I'm so gonna pay for that later, but it was worth it.)

Chancellor Valium 01-18-2006 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tarn-Vedra
(Wow, I'm so gonna pay for that later, but it was worth it.)

I'm afraid inflation means the going value is two bricks of gold-pressed latinum.

whoiam 01-18-2006 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chancellor Valium
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tarn-Vedra
(Wow, I'm so gonna pay for that later, but it was worth it.)

I'm afraid inflation means the going value is two bricks of gold-pressed latinum.

Or 7 pints of blood and your choice of 2 limbs...

Zeke 01-18-2006 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tarn-Vedra
(Wow, I'm so gonna pay for that later, but it was worth it.)

You asked for it, chum. Tell Nate I sent you.

e of pi 01-18-2006 09:57 PM

Who the heck is Nate?

Vedra 01-18-2006 10:34 PM

Chum? Did you just call me shark bait?


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