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ijdgaf 04-13-2007 02:51 AM

You've got my vote!

Nate the Great 04-13-2007 03:26 AM

Not to be a cynic, but isn't the plot of Jaws rather simplistic?

Jaws: Argh!
Everyone: Gak!

The End


ijdgaf 04-13-2007 04:14 AM

For the hell of it:

Shark: Da Na. Da Na. DaNa DaNa Da Na DA NA DA NA
Seawood: Do you mind?
Shark: Sorry. Got a tone to set.

Nate the Great 04-13-2007 04:57 AM

Who or what is Seawood?

I always thought it was "Daaa dum, daaa dum, da dum da dum..."

AKAArzosah 04-13-2007 10:05 AM

The next big forum war: 'No it's da dum!' NO IT'S DAAA DUM!' 'NOOOOO! It's...' etc.

Is Seawood the boat? (We're gonna need a bigger boat...)
It's been ages since I've seen Jaws. And I don't have it on video, damn! I'll have to hire it.

PointyHairedJedi 04-13-2007 10:06 AM


Originally Posted by Zeke (Post 73063)
SHHH! PHJ will be so mad if you spoil people about that!

He's on holiday at the moment. Yes, on holiday to the bottom of the loch.

What can we say? He just got on our nerves one too many times.

AKAArzosah 04-13-2007 10:12 AM

You are a strange person.

AKAArzosah 04-13-2007 10:13 AM

No, not person. People? Thing? Things? Miscellanea?

I think that fits. You are a strange miscellanea.

PointyHairedJedi 04-13-2007 10:23 AM

The MPD is less pronounced than it used to be. We mostly work together now, you see.

(Now I just have to wait for my cue to say, "You will be.")

EDIT: When I say mostly, I should mention that PJH is off doing his own thing. No-one has any idea what, so when we find out it will be an interesting day for us all.

AKAArzosah 04-13-2007 10:48 AM

The truck's just a decoy. The real PHJ is in that freaky little purple midget car in the background, right?

Chancellor Valium 04-13-2007 12:10 PM

No, the real PHJ is running the Bank of Africa in Burkina Faso.

PointyHairedJedi 04-13-2007 01:27 PM

This one knows too much for his own good....

Chancellor Valium 04-13-2007 04:09 PM

^There's too much confusion here.

Zeke 04-13-2007 06:46 PM

I can't get no relief.

...Oh crap, we're [SPOILER REMOVED]!

Chancellor Valium 04-13-2007 07:28 PM


Nate the Great 04-13-2007 11:02 PM

Shall we return to the "what shall we five next" debate?

AKAArzosah 04-13-2007 11:26 PM

How about the popular fictional work 'PHJ: The Real Story'?

See, it is too on topic!

ijdgaf 04-14-2007 01:05 AM

Um... typo. Meant "Seaweed".

But whatever, I don't think Jaws is the best choice. The movie came out before most of us were born, and it probably doesn't have the widespread popularity around here that (a) I'd like, and (b) would be required of a FBC target.

Jurassic Park and Raiders of the Lost Ark fit those criteria a bit better, I would think -- and they've been seconded by other posters.

Starpaul20 04-14-2007 02:22 AM

I'll suggest either Jurassic Park or Independence Day, as they're both movies I'm quite familer with. :)

ijdgaf 04-14-2007 02:45 AM

We could always do a Bond movie. Goldfinger? The Spy Who Loved Me? Casino Royale? I'd say those are the three most on the public conscious at this point in time.

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