1 minute reviews
 

Basicly, if you've read a book or comic/watched a movie or Tv show/played a video game/read a fiver/listened to a song If you want to review it, you can here, be the reviewed from the past, present or future

I'll give an example of each time

Past....

Song: Beautiful Day
Artist: U2
Review: It isn't a wonder why it won three grammy awards

Present....

Movie: I, Robot
Staring: Will Smith
Review: A good movie with a LOT of memorible quotes "You know, somehow 'I told you so' just isn't gonna do it"

Future... (Or early review)

Movie: The Ring 2
Review (as a block this time):
Voice: Seven Banking Days!

There you have it, hopefully this will catch on (i.e: WORK)

I think its a great idea! :D Can I do 2? Thanks.

Film: Spirited Away
Starring: No idea.
Review: Great animation and a cool story.

TV Show: The Last Chancers
Starring: Adam Buxton and some other people
Shown on: Channel 4/E4 (UK) Starting properly in january somet time.
Review: Extremely awsomely funny. Almost as funny as Zekes top ten lists.

If you didn't get it thats: Today (wednesday)! C4! 10:35pm !

No realy there NOT paying me, I do the same for Enterprie.

Hmm....

Book: Dune
Author: Frank Herbert
Review: If you speak ill of this book, I will hunt you down and shoot you, because it is that good.


Something like that, yes? ;)

Book: Star Trek Q Squared
Author: Peter David.

Review: Best Trek Book Ever, IMHO. ;)


TV Show: The Pretender
Starring: Michael T. Weiss, Andrea Parker
Shown on TNT: (They know Drama)

Review: The guy can be anyone he wants to be...except Parker's boyfriend. Tragic.


Movie: The Princess Bride
Starring: Cary Elwes and Jenny from Forest Gump.
Review: You must see this movie if you want to understand the term: R.O.U.S. ;)

Movie: Oceans 12
Starring: lot's of people
Review: Watch it! Watch it NOW!

Game: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
By: <blinkingtext>NINTENDO!</blinkingtext>
Review: If any of you state the following about the game:
Sucks
Hard
Thinks Dragons rule the world
Poor Grapics

Ahh screw it, if so much as 'bad' and the game are mentioned in the same post by any of you, I will shoot you down with a shotgun, stab you with a spoon, fork and knife, beat you with soggy, burned pasta, and make you watch Gigli - It's that good!

EDIT: Same punishment if you review The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy before I finish reading it!

Game: Metroid Prime 2: Echos
By: <evenbiggerblinkingtext>NINTENDO!</evenbiggerblinkingtext>
Review: *insert sound of Homer drooling here*


*sigh* I love Nintendo :D

Game: DDR Extreme
By: Konami
Review:

Too.

Freaking.

Addicting.

Good God, I am so glad I bought a PS2. :o

Cartoon: Stargate Infinity
Made by:MGM/CIC Entertainment
Starring: Some people you've never heard of
Review: OW! My brain! IT KILLED MY BRAIN! AHHHHHHHH!!!

I made the mistake of watching two minutes of it. Never, ever again.

Game: Mega Man Battle Network 4 (Blue Moon)(oh, come on, you knew it was coming)
Made by : Capcom
Review: ...actually, once you get past the euphoria of your favorite Soul Unison, it's not as good as the other games.

Holiday: Christmas
Made by: Little bit of Christianity, little bit of Paganism, little bit of urban legend, mixed in a blender of commercialism.
Review: A birthday party everyone's invited to, whether or not you believe the birthday boy even existed.

Holiday: Christmas Eve
Made By: Too many people
Review: "Christmas will get here 'soon'."

Right....

Song: 'Vertigo'
Artist: U2
Review: It's so good, it's worth buying the Cd

Dude, who counts "one, two, three, fourteen"?

X(

Movie: The Red Violin
Made by: A helluva a lot of people, but it's Canadian
Review: Totally AWESOME. Witha rockin' soundtrack. SEE IT. It's got Samuel L. Jackson.

First, it's an echo of four
And it was Bono, concidering he's the lead singer

Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. What's really great is skipping all the way to 84. :D

Heathens! Heathens all! ;P

According to Bono as played by Colin Farrel on SNL, it goes 1, 2, 3, 14 in an attempt to show how music has no real boundries. You can do whatever you want!

Also, Nan, how did you do the thing in you Avatar with the pattern on the words? I'm such a photoshop newb :cry:

Clipping groups.

Book: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Author: Douglas Adams
Review: The BEST book I've ever read
(reviews for other 4 books coming soon)


Movie: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Expected Release date: May 5 2005
Review: The books and radio series were good, so the movie is bound to be amazing.