[color=#000000:post_uid0]Not officially, but it should be.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Life is short. Eat the cookie.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Why didn't I choose the blue pill?[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sorry, I don't take pills from strange men. Good bye.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Don't eat yellow snow.

Don't eat any pies you find in a barnyard[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]When unsure how polite the company is, swear anyway.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A day eating brains is like a day without sunshine - Ancient Illithid Proverb.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A day without eating brains is a day without developing curu/HSE. -- modern Nanid proverb.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Apocalypse soon Coming our way Ground zero at noon Halve a nice day[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Don't leave brain tumors untreated.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]never feed a co-worker

Edit: (chanting) I got to start page two, I got to start page two(/chanting)

you may now resume your regulary scedualed programing all ready in progress[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Don't lick the pig.

(Ten points to whoever knows the significance of preceeding phrase.)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]All we have to fear is fear itself and that great red wyrm.

(I don't know. Because it's disgusting?)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]There is no need to outrun anything you can outwit.

(It's the name of a kid's show.)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]There is no spoon. But that's only because I fed it to the Rust Monster.

(Right. I can't say I know many US/Canadian kid's shows.)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Deny the spoon!

(Neither do I, really. ;))[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]When traveling in crocodile country, always take a friend who can't run as fast as you can.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]If you ever find yourself in the presence of a halfling and a really angry dragon, remember, you don't have to outrun the dragon... You just have to outrun the halfling.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]If ever given the choice between being attacked by a cougar or a bear, go for the bear. 'Cos the cougar will eat you. Even without ketchup.[/color:post_uid0]