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Here's a new TOS fiver, the first from Season 3 in a while. PointyHairedJedi makes his second appearance on the site (not counting TJI, where he's a frequent quotee) with "Spectre of the Gun."[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Kirk: Listen, I know this is going to sound strange, but we're actually space explorers from the twenty-fourth century, and my name is Kirk.
Ed: That's a good one Ike. Not as funny as the one about the cattle rancher and the three nuns though.[/quote:post_uid0] Great fiver, PHJ![/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]McCoy: He's in perfect health, Jim.
Kirk: Good. That's one less murder charge I have to worry about. Chekov: But it was all so real... you were there, and Auntie Em....[/quote:post_uid0] :lol: Nice fiver, PHJ! Haven't watched much of TOS, but it's still funny :D[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Zeke, fix the list from the news page please, thanks :)[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid10][quote:post_uid10]Kirk: Listen, I know this is going to sound strange, but we're actually space explorers from the twenty-fourth century, and my name is Kirk.
[/quote:post_uid10] I know this is nitpicking, but, um....twenty-[i:post_uid10]fourth[/i:post_uid10]? Antodav, puqloD Gav[/color:post_uid10] |
[color=#000000:post_uid14][quote:post_uid14]Kirk: Stand by for action! Anything can happen in the next half hour!
Sulu: Captain -- there's a strange twirly thing on the big flat moving picture thing! ... McCoy: Your busted lip just fills me with confidence. I would offer you some bourbon, but... Kirk: So that's why Scotty is lying under the table. ... Kirk: So, it happens that it doesn't have to happen the way it did happen. ... McCoy: But it should have worked. Spock: And yet it didn't, even though it shouldn't not have.[/quote:post_uid14] Heeheehee :D [quote:post_uid14]McCoy: He's in perfect health, Jim. Kirk: Good. That's one less murder charge I have to worry about.[/quote:post_uid14] :lol: Great job with the fiver, PHJ![/color:post_uid14] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Everything's funnier with nuns.
Good one, Pointy! :D[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Spock: I have just one question for you, Captain. You wanted to kill, and yet you did not -- why?
Kirk: Humanity has overcome its need for pointless violence, Spock. Now, does anyone know a good place to find some aliens I can beat up? (Spock's head spins at Ludicrous Speed) [/quote:post_uid0] Bwhaha! Great fiver :)[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Kirk: I guess watching that western last night wasn't such a good idea after all.
Johnny: Ike! All ready for your fight with the Earps? Spock: Interesting. We must be the Clanton Gang. Chekov: And who won this shootout? Spock: Take a wild guess.... [/quote:post_uid0] [quote:post_uid0]Kirk: Really, fellas, there's been some sort of misunderstanding here. Virgil: What part of 'leave town or die' did you misunderstand? Kirk: I'm not really Ike Clanton, I'm actually James Kirk -- I don't really exist here. Wyatt: Then you won't feel the bullets when we shoot you. You've got 'till five, Clanton. [/quote:post_uid0] [quote:post_uid0]Kirk: So that's why Scotty is lying under the table. Spock, would it be possible to build a communicator or something? Spock: In 1881? The scary thing is, you're serious. [/quote:post_uid0] *znerk* [quote:post_uid0]Melkosian: (on screen) This is the voice of the Melkosians -- we know you can hear us, Earth-men. Kirk, you could have killed, but you did not. Kirk: Um, no, no, of course not, not like I was planning to or anything. Melkosian: You may proceed to our planet, Kirk. But heaven help you if you try to sell us any insurance.... [/quote:post_uid0] Hilarious stuff there, Mr. P.H. Jay.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="antodav"]I know this is nitpicking, but, um....twenty-[i:post_uid0]fourth[/i:post_uid0]?[/quote:post_uid0]
Nitpicks, always with the nitpicks! The scary thing is, IJD missed that one too. What I really need is for someone to say that they got the painstakingly crafted (well, maybe not so much) [i:post_uid0]Doctor Who[/i:post_uid0] references. I think also somehow that "The Gunfighters" fiver appeared after mine was no coincidence....[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I think I only just now caught the one Star Wars reference... *blush*
I can't say that I specifically identified anything as being from Doctor Who, PHJ, but when it looks like a reference and you wrote it I tend to assume it's from Doctor Who anyway ;)[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]And this is after only my second published fiver - am I that obvious?
And yes the SW ref was rather non-obvious, but I'm glad someone got it.[/color:post_uid0] |
[quote:post_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"][color=#000000:post_uid0]I think also somehow that "The Gunfighters" fiver appeared after mine was no coincidence....[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Didn't I say that in the "Gunfighters" newspost? I did.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yes, but I read this thread before that. My Force powers weren't working so well that day.[/color:post_uid0]
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