Happy Birthday to me
 

This thread ultimately has no purpose than to say: one of these days I reckon Zeke must remember to do something to mark it, and if saying so doesn't guilt him into it next year then I'll just have to say so then as well. Though of course, if people send me money as a result of this thread, that would be a pretty good boon too. :D

And on that slightly-random note, congratulations on being a year closer to death! In connexion with this morbid concept, and, indeed, boons:

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Well, what a coincidence. Saturday is my birthday, and you just saved me the bother of creating a thread for it. Okay, yeah, I wouldn't actually do that, but I'm just vain enough that it's possible.

In any event, it isn't Saturday yet, so a very merry unbirthday to me!

We're all very strange. Hurrah!