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Chancellor Valium 05-21-2007 09:36 PM
Translate The Spam!
 
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...ranslation.jpg

Help?

Derek 05-22-2007 02:19 AM
Well, my Russian's a bit rusty, but I think it says:

Quote:
FRIENDS!

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a startling and, dare I say, remarkable discovery!

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Just call 8052026-30 or fax 3644446-250

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I may be off on a word here or there, but I think that's the general idea.

Nate the Great 05-22-2007 03:29 AM
Don't you use WD-40 to protect your Russian?

Chancellor Valium 05-22-2007 12:17 PM
Thanks Derek! And there was me thinking it was Hebrew...Hmm...My index finger seems fine, though.

@Nate: If you use WD-40 on languages, they go green.

Nate the Great 05-22-2007 03:13 PM
I could make a clever remark about Derek having an actual RUSSIAN that he preserves using WD-40, but that seems a bit weird, even for this site.

Gatac 05-22-2007 07:08 PM
On a slightly more helpful note, maybe you should show it to someone who can read Hebrew. Because I know Russian, Russsian's a friend of mine, and that ain't Russian.

Gatac

Nate the Great 05-22-2007 09:38 PM
I second the Hebrew theory.

mudshark 05-23-2007 12:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gatac (Post 73740)
On a slightly more helpful note, maybe you should show it to someone who can read Hebrew. Because I know Russian, Russsian's a friend of mine, and that ain't Russian.

Gatac
I think there is (or was) someone right here who might just know Hebrew. Isn't Standback in Israel?

PointyHairedJedi 05-23-2007 03:43 PM
He is, but I've not seen him around here in an age. He still surfaces on LJ from time to time though.

catalina_marina 05-25-2007 11:28 AM
He is, yes, and I think I saw him on MSN a while ago.


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