Money?! You 'ad money?! WE could only barter with bits or pottereh!

Pottereh? Luxureh!

WE 'ad to carry round 'ole great trees!

Trees? We 'ad no trees. Or arms. Or legs. We just sat in boxes in my day looking at the floor.

Floor! You 'ad a *floor*!

We only 'ad a bleedin' bottomless pit!

Bottomless? Where I come from you had to act like it was a bottomless pit when in fact it was just a shallow pit with soft pillows

Pillows?! We only 'ad rocks!

Rocks?! What you are you like there....?
In my day we 'ad no rocks.
We had to stone people to death with fudge. 'ard work it was, but not impossible.

Fudge? All we ever had was year-old stale dark chocolate chips!

Year-old stale dark chocolate chips?

Luxureh!

All *we* 'ad were leaves!

Leaves???? We didn't even have a a branch. Nor a tree. Neither a field nor a plant in sight. We didn't even have a ground! We used to float in the air and eat clouds. We used to to go very hungry most days...