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Zeke	02-11-2006 02:01 PM

February 10

He's back with reinforcements! Nate has recently been producing DS9 fivers at a rate which is, frankly, terrifying. Here are two of them: "Looking for Par'Mach in All the Wrong Places" (an episode that makes me wish I didn't use entire titles as filenames) and "In the Cards." But before this DS9 phase he wrote a Next Gen fiver which has been waiting for ages, so here's that too -- "Manhunt." Sorry for the wait, Nate the Great. It was fate. (What's the date?)

Derek

02-11-2006 02:54 PM

Quote:

Picard: I'm doing my duty by protecting my sanity. You wouldn't want to be commanded by an captain who'd been driven insane by an anti-menopausal ambassador, would you?
Computer: You're talking to a computer. Your sanity is debatable.

Geordi must be really insane.

Quote:

Antedean: That's slander! Or is it libel, since we're in a fiver?

Good question.

Nice TNG fiver, Nate. And good DS9 fivers too, though I already commented on those via email, so I'll save the quoting here for anyone else.

Celeste

02-11-2006 03:12 PM

Re: February 10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeke

Sorry for the wait, Nate the Great. It was fate. (What's the date?)

Your rhyming hurts my ears. :P

Kristina

02-11-2006 08:31 PM

Quote:

Worf: I am Klingon! Hear me roar!
Tumek: Shut up, Worf. You'll never have Grilka. You're an outcast, deal with it.
Worf: Do I have to?
Tumek: Yes, you prune-juice-drinking wuss.
Worf: I am Klingon, hear me sulk.

:lol:

Quote:

Jake: Since when are you a writer?
Nog: Since you claimed to be a businessman, that's when!

Quote:

Lwaxana: Where's the captain?
Troi: Busy.
Lwaxana: Then I'll propose to Riker.
Troi: Let me revise my previous answer.

Ah, the mother and the daughter -- who is more annoying? :)

And more DS9 fivers, huh? Well, then, here's hoping they'll be published s... omeday in the not-too-distant future!

Hotaru

02-12-2006 08:28 AM

Quote:

Wesley: She said that the Captain had great legs?
Riker: That wasn't in this fiver.
Wesley: I read the Director's Cut, not the theatrical release.

Hehehe.

Alexia

02-12-2006 09:53 PM

Yay fivers for episodes I remember! And very funny to boot :mrgreen:

Nate the Great

02-12-2006 11:16 PM

Glad you enjoyed them. There are more DS9 fivers coming. Seven are currently awaiting review and I'm drafting three more. That's right; seven. It really helps having all of the transcripts on your computer :wink:

e of pi

02-13-2006 01:35 AM

Wow. That's a lot of fivers.

Derek

02-13-2006 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by e of pi

Wow. That's a lot of fivers.

Yeah. I'm amazed at how fast he writes. I just wish I could review them anywhere near as quickly.

mudshark

02-13-2006 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infinite Improbability

There are more DS9 fivers coming.

We'll be right here. :D

Chancellor Valium

02-13-2006 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nate

Weyoun: You wanna join us or not?
Winn: No, it turns out you're evil.
Weyoun: Two comments come to mind. First, who are you to talk? And second, when did you think I wasn't?
Jake: Don't answer that, we have to accuse her of burglary and kidnapping.
Weyoun: That sounds much more fun. Weyoun: You wanna join us or not?
Winn: No, it turns out you're evil.
Weyoun: Two comments come to mind. First, who are you to talk? And second, when did you think I wasn't?
Jake: Don't answer that, we have to accuse her of burglary and kidnapping.
Weyoun: That sounds much more fun.

:D :D

e of pi

02-13-2006 09:42 PM

Nice work!

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