the Klingons ended up scowling at the

Ferengi, and the project was ultimately a failure.

The new and improved theorm for

intercultural relationships was a revolution in diplomatic relations,

Re: one-by-one 5-8 word story
 

Don't you think this was a pretty rude way to inform him of that, whoiam? In future, when a newcomer misses something like this, point it out directly to him or her in the relevant thread.

No offense to A Person, but we did. Multiple times.

Oh. So you did. This is what I get for not paging back.

My apologies, whoiam. And A person, don't flout the rules of the threads you're in. Sure, these are just meaningless Misc threads -- but if we can't control those, what can we control?

And if we can't control it, do we deserve it? I can speechify too, ya know.

And if these fall out of our control, they could spread and multiply with the ability of thread-tribbles to hundred-thousand-word posts and before wednesday at 3:02pm, the internet could be brought to its knees!


And, so you see, to avoid this tragedy, you should never eat paper towels.


And on with the story! :D


... and a triumph for diplomatic theorists everywhere.

However, Captain Kirk was disdainful of the new

redshirts that arrived on Tuesday

yet didn't have any phasers pre-ordered

, so he rigged some consoles to explode

to kill the extra redshirts off in order

to make room for the new hot tub

in the left side of transporter room 2.

However, the room was a little chilly

due to an excess of chronotons, which

(FAO A person: There's a rule here: no more than one exclamation mark at a time ;) )

led to the enevitable shuttle crash scene.

The shuttle craft, "HMS Breakapart", didn't shatter