completely, but the one Chakotay had been flying

landed on a South Pacific island with

a really cool explosion sound effect.

This fireball set off the volcano, raining burning

ash upon the nearby island, where everyone

went grocery shopping at Coconuts R' Us

which was open from 9 to 9, and

took an hour or three off for lunch around noon

so they could dance around the

coconut fire. All this naturally led to

an outbreak of hoopla-dancing in Liecester Square.

In the end, the police had to be

asked to be quiet, as their singing

was absolutely, competely, positively, insanely, incredibly annoying.

They also wanted to invite some construction workers, but

the workers refused, because Cardinal Richelieu had told

them that the average intelligence of line dancers is indirectly propotionate to the complexity of the dance.

Meanwhile, in the fifth plane of Southwest Airlines,

the passengers wondered why they had heard

someone talking about cabbages and kings,