one-by-one 5-8 word story
 

((Starting mostly because A Person seems to have missed the 3-word limit in the original thread...))

Darth Vader stood over Jar-Jar's headless corpse, and

slowly a tear fell from is mask. He

had wanted to kill the gungan himself, but

unfortunately his revenge for the stolen glory of

Luke Skywalker and his army of Wesley Crusher's

newest science project, an army of evil cucumbers,

failed miserably due to the

fact that the plot wasn't as funny as

seeing Wesley humiliate himself on TNG!!!!! The crazy

producers decide that in order to facilitate their

untimely demise, they must

kill him off in a speciel candid camera

shot of Wesley grovelling at Captain Picard's feet.

They had previously fooled the audience into thinking

that Wesley was an amazing prodigy,

and thus was being promoted to captain of

the offical Federation Garbage Scowl.

The Scowl was a project shared with Kligons

and Ferengi, to prove if

the species could work together in peace. But

the Klingons ended up scowling at the

Ferengi, and the project was ultimately a failure.

The new and improved theorm for

intercultural relationships was a revolution in diplomatic relations,

Re: one-by-one 5-8 word story
 

Don't you think this was a pretty rude way to inform him of that, whoiam? In future, when a newcomer misses something like this, point it out directly to him or her in the relevant thread.

No offense to A Person, but we did. Multiple times.

Oh. So you did. This is what I get for not paging back.

My apologies, whoiam. And A person, don't flout the rules of the threads you're in. Sure, these are just meaningless Misc threads -- but if we can't control those, what can we control?

And if we can't control it, do we deserve it? I can speechify too, ya know.

And if these fall out of our control, they could spread and multiply with the ability of thread-tribbles to hundred-thousand-word posts and before wednesday at 3:02pm, the internet could be brought to its knees!


And, so you see, to avoid this tragedy, you should never eat paper towels.


And on with the story! :D


... and a triumph for diplomatic theorists everywhere.

However, Captain Kirk was disdainful of the new

redshirts that arrived on Tuesday

yet didn't have any phasers pre-ordered

, so he rigged some consoles to explode

to kill the extra redshirts off in order

to make room for the new hot tub

in the left side of transporter room 2.

However, the room was a little chilly

due to an excess of chronotons, which

(FAO A person: There's a rule here: no more than one exclamation mark at a time ;) )

led to the enevitable shuttle crash scene.

The shuttle craft, "HMS Breakapart", didn't shatter