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Standback 11-15-2004 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PointyHairedJedi
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeke
Oo, clever. But we used Point Blank. Maybe we could go back and replace it.

Also, there's the fact that the film is actually called Point Break. ;)

Dagnabbit, PHJ, I just looked back at that block's thread, and you were the one who brought up the name Point Blank in the first place!

The moral of the story is: That which goes around, may yet return to dust the kiln.
Something like that, anyway.

Standback 11-15-2004 04:56 PM

The idea amuses me... Somebody else, or myself at some later time, might be able to phrase it so it's funnier.

Trinity: Dodge this!
Trinity's Pistol: *click*
Trinity: Ahahahaha. Um, never mind.

NeoMatrix 11-16-2004 03:32 AM

Trinity: Dodge This!
Trinity's Pistol: *click*
Agent Jones: Your Empty
Trinity: So are you, but what if I told you I had one more bullet in my gun?
Agent Jones: I think your bluffing
Neo: Dodge This!
Agent Jones: Uh oh! *GAK!*
Trinity: Took you long enough.
Neo: Sorry, I had to reload.

PointyHairedJedi 11-16-2004 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Standback
Dagnabbit, PHJ, I just looked back at that block's thread, and you were the one who brought up the name Point Blank in the first place!

And I was corrected by someone (I can't remember who). but for some reason the correction didn't make it into the final block.

Also, inspired by Michiel's mention of Blackadder in the other thread, I present this idea for the "dodge" block:

Neo: Have you heard of the poem "The German Guns", Agent Jones? It goes "Boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom..."
Jones: As it happens, I have, Mr. Anderson. "BOOM, BOOM, BOOM BOOM; BOOM, BOOM--"
Trinity: "--Boom".

KillerGodMan 11-17-2004 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeoMatrix
Trinity: Dodge This!
Trinity's Pistol: *click*
Agent Jones: Your Empty
Trinity: So are you, but what if I told you I had one more bullet in my gun?
Agent Jones: I think your bluffing
Neo: Dodge This!
Agent Jones: Uh oh! *GAK!*
Trinity: Took you long enough.
Neo: Sorry, I had to reload.

Yes, yes, Good, Best I've seen yet!

Standback 11-17-2004 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PointyHairedJedi
Neo: Have you heard of the poem "The German Guns", Agent Jones? It goes "Boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom..."
Jones: As it happens, I have, Mr. Anderson. "BOOM, BOOM, BOOM BOOM; BOOM, BOOM--"
Trinity: "--Boom".

:D ::likesies::

Rayinne 11-18-2004 08:11 AM

I'll back that one, PHJ.

Standback 11-20-2004 05:19 PM

Quick! Everybody vote in favor before we return to impenetrable quagmire!

...or something.

NeoMatrix 11-21-2004 12:56 AM

My vote does for The German Guns, only because I don't want to vote for my own.

KillerGodMan 11-21-2004 07:03 AM

I second that,

German Guns is a go!

KillerGodMan 11-21-2004 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by I

Smith: GIMME CODES!
Morpheus: Oh, fine then; Left, Right, Up, Up, Down, Right, Select
Smith: That leads to Zion?
Morpheus: No it boosts your attack by 100000000000 for the entire battle

I like this one too, even though it IS mine:wink:

Pteryx 11-24-2004 07:09 AM

I'll back German Guns too. Funny, short, and sums up the scene well enough if you've already seen the movie. :) -- Pteryx

KillerGodMan 11-25-2004 01:05 AM

Smith Ranting:

Quote:

Smith: GIMME CODES!
Morpheus: Oh, fine then; Left, Right, Up, Up, Down, Right, Select
Smith: That leads to Zion?
Morpheus: No it boosts your attack by 100000000000 for the entire battle
"Dodge This" scene:

Quote:

Neo: Have you heard of the poem "The German Guns", Agent Jones? It goes "Boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom..."
Jones: As it happens, I have, Mr. Anderson. "BOOM, BOOM, BOOM BOOM; BOOM, BOOM--"
Trinity: "--Boom".
This combonation is what I back

PointyHairedJedi 11-25-2004 06:21 PM

That sounds good to me.

Standback 11-28-2004 03:31 PM

Not very fond of KGM's code block, I'm afraid. If we do a Morpheus/Jones scene, well, the one I really liked was Gatac's:

Quote:

Smith: I'm singing in the rain...
Brown: Just singing in the rain...
Jones: What a glorious feeling...
Morpheus: I'm happy again!

PointyHairedJedi 11-28-2004 05:37 PM

Taking KGM's idea and altering it slightly:

Smith: The codes, Morpheus!
Morpheus Oh fine then; Left Right, Up, Up, Down, Right, Select.
Smith: And that will let us access the Zion mainframe?
Morpheus: No, that's the cheat for enabling Bullet Time.
Smith: Hey Jones, did you get all that?

Which leads into the "German Guns" block quite nicely, I think.

Standback 11-28-2004 09:07 PM

Now that I like. :)

KillerGodMan 11-28-2004 11:21 PM

I agree

The two blocks (Code and German Guns) have my vote

Xeroc 11-29-2004 12:44 AM

I would also agree! :D

Pteryx 11-29-2004 04:15 AM

I'd say the Bullet-Time Code/German Guns combo is the winner here too. :) -- Pteryx


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