Let that be a warning to you
 

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I can say without a shadow of a doubt that I would have been among the first to die (but only if it were the right kind of pie).

I'd survive. I hate pie, but don't tell Zeke or he'll ban me.

I might survive, depending on what kind of pie it was.

Peas in pies are an automatic no-no for me.

Mashed peas suck, and is there ever any other kind of pea in a pie?

"Nonsense! I'm very particular about what I eat!"