Cross the void beyond the
mind, empty space that circles time,
I am the Doctor!

My ship is critical,
No ship to save me in time.
Where is Voyager?

Valium's haiku
Was not even close to right.
Many syllables.

e of pi is right,
but Valium's haiku is
still totally fine.

Ex is most correct,
Fudgeing a few lines here and there,
Is fine by law.

If post is past now,
why can we post presently?
Because present past.

Voyager is here,
too bad my ship exploded.
Yay, transport complete.

Pie, oh pie, oh pie.
Most wonderful of all foods,
I quite like them all!

Xeroc, chat founder,
Has returnned to the fora,
Could Zuke be next?

w of x is wrong,
Last haiku added one syll
The first two lines alone.

The Isle of Lewis
Nicest place in the whole world
Blast those midges though

Pointyhairedjedi,
A great scottish humourist,
Likes Isle of Lewis.

Dead thread arise now!
Sleep no more in back pages!
Be lost tomorrow.

This thread here again,
While one thread gone forever,
Many are so sad.

LOL, sez I
And OMGWTF
BBQ, 'Kthx.


(Laterally-compressed haiku)

Posting in all threads,
Well, not all, but still many,
Because I am bored.

Pattern is of five,
Then seven and five again,
I am correct, yes?

In Australia,
My accent can be different,
Please realize this fact.

Supercollider
Smashing fun for everyone
(Except poor protons)

Death, darkness, 'bliv'yun,
All is consumed by nasty fire,
Stupid 'net timeout.

A thread resurrect
To bring life to this forum
Or at least a blip

Five syllables? Good
Seven syllables? Better
Five-second haiku