[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You're gonna be thwaped no matter how you answer this question.


A: Out! In! Over there! Over here![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what are the LOTR refs trying to decide between in the Instant Replay Challenge of who has possesion of the ring.

A: The Orcs are not in the playoffs now thanks to the Elves.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:The elves are SO hot...so why do you like the Orcs.




A: Lord of the Rings is hot, but Encounters of the Third Kind was really hot.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did you get me a copy of Encounters of the Third Kind for christmas i asked for a copy of TTT!


A: You don't get between a frog and her cheese!

Edit: to remove extra exclimation points.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is that tiny frog trying to kill Pippin?



A: Things dont go well when you're missing a step.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Step one: steal underpants.
Step two:
Step three: profit!

A: Now I just have to decide where I came from.

Katy Jane, are you testing whether Zeke reads this thread? :eyeroll:[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:What are you going to do now that you've decided where you are going?

A:Take the next right and go straight on to Canada.

[quote:post_uid0]Katy Jane, are you testing whether Zeke reads this thread?[/quote:post_uid0]

Huh? *looks up* 8| oops heehee, i'll just go fix that *tries to look innocent*[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Katy Jane"]A:Take the next right and go straight on to Canada.[/quote:post_uid0]
Q:Excuse me, can you tell me the way to Buenos Aires?

Edit: Oops! I forgot.

A: Forever lost in Hafnarfjordur, Iceland.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where is Carmen San Diego?



A: Wow, nice to get off the LOTR bandwagon...hmmm, hobbits.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So no one's mentioned LotR in a while, what do you think about that?

A: Don't make me bring out my New Years Party Hat of DOOM![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are the famous words of the Roman Emperor Romulus Augustulus on 31 Dec 475?

A: It`s my party and I`ll cry if I want to![/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="catalina_marina"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Katy Jane, are you testing whether Zeke reads this thread? :eyeroll:[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]It's an interesting question.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*Begs for forgivness*

I promase i'll never let it happen again. :bigsmile:[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You're forgiven. Â Actually, I never saw the unedited post.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you crying over spilled milk?



A: Cliches are good for New Year's. The make us seem less stupid![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did you scream "10, 9, 8, 7, it's a trap!"?

A: Hilarity ensues.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Okay, so this episode we'll have Nan with her foam bat facing off against taya17 with her space station in a duel of honor over some squabble about popcorn. What happens next?


A: What? No slow-motion instant replay?[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you catch when that drunk guy fell over the couch into the fish tank?



A: Umbrellas may be needed in that situation![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: All that talk about pigs... But what if [i:post_uid0]elephants[/i:post_uid0] could fly?

A: He's called Dumbo.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How is Chakotay credited on the DVD?



A: Hi.[/color:post_uid0]