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The 5MD event continues today with a trilogy of fivers from Nic Corelli: "The Storyteller," "The Forsaken," and "Dramatis Personae." Yep, those are all from Season 1. What can I say? Nic's a minimalist chef -- he only uses one seasoning.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]If I type how much I laughed, I'd be sitting here all day. :D

Brilliant job. I bow to thee, Nic.

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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Great fivers, Nic. It'd been so long since I last read them that I'd forgotten most of the jokes.

I liked the imposter ambassadors bit in "The Forsaken", and the LotR stuff in "The Storyteller, but my favorite scene is in "Dramatis Personae"
[quote:post_uid0]Odo: Hm, perhaps the log entries from the Klingon ship will reveal something to me about this strange phenomenon...
Klingon Captain's Log: Dear Diary. Today my Operations Officer killed my Tactical Officer. Then the Chief Engineer killed my Operations Officer. Then the First Officer killed the Chief Engineer. Finally, I killed the First Officer.
Odo: Damn, nothing unusual there...[/quote:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Constable's Log: Lwaxana invades our space, and we fall back. Lwaxana annoys entire space stations, and we fall back. Not again!
Lwaxana: Ooodoooo...
Odo: Shut up! The line must be drawn here!
Lwaxana: Where, in this puddle of goo you're leaking? [/quote:post_uid0]

Too evil! I love it! Great job, Nic.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*yoinks phrase*

WHOOPIE YEEBA YEEBA!

Thanks Nic and Derek![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]O'Brien: Oh no! What am I going to do? Have you seen the monster? It's very cryptic ...
Bashir: And rather obscure ...
O'Brien: It almost looks like ...
Bashir: A baguette!
O'Brien: (shudder) [/quote:post_uid0]
:snicker:
[quote:post_uid0]Bashir: Um ... why don't you inflict that torment on, say, Chief O'Brien instead? He always impersonates you and says that Kirk and Picard were way better Captains.
Sisko: He does? That's it, he's going down. I'll give him seven years of needless, sick torment ... Cardassian tribunal, Cardassian jail, temporal anomalies ... [/quote:post_uid0]
The real reason comes out. :D
[quote:post_uid0]Odo: Doctor, I finally got it! The spheres from the Klingon ship are making everyone go evil!
Bashir: How did you come to that brilliant conclusion, Constable?
Odo: Shhh...
(...)
Spheres: Evil, evil, evil...
Bashir: Oh, I see. [/quote:post_uid0] :lol:

Nice work, [b:post_uid0]Nic[/b:post_uid0]![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Varis: Yes. North Bajor has too many M & Ms. [/quote:post_uid0]

At last we discover what that handle REALLY means... :D


[quote:post_uid0]Village: Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more... [/quote:post_uid0]

Rest in peace, Ray...[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Great trio of fivers!

[quote:post_uid0]Dax: You keep forgetting this is a Cardassian computer, Benjamin. It told him, "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

Constable's Log: Lwaxana invades our space, and we fall back. Lwaxana annoys entire space stations, and we fall back. Not again!

Kira: You are a dumb being, created by a dumb being. Finding your weakness will be a matter of two or three seconds! [/quote:post_uid0]

And my absolute favourite:

[quote:post_uid0]Kira: We can't get you out now. We'll get you out... soon.
Odo: Hm... define "soon."
Kira: Impossible. [/quote:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid7]Lots and lots of hilarious stuff in this update!

[quote:post_uid7]O'Brien: What? I fought in the Cardassian War and served aboard the Enterprise, and suddenly you outrank me? That's ridiculous!
Bashir: Yes, but that's nothing compared to the fact that Troi outranks you. That's just hysterical![/quote:post_uid7]
Indeed it is! :D
[quote:post_uid7]Villager: The old man is dying.
Bashir: That's it?
Villager: Well, yes.
Bashir: You said the entire village was on the verge of extinction! Where's the mutated virus? The black plague? The hideous acne epidemic?
Villager: I'm so sorry we failed your expectations. There is one child with measles, if that helps.

...
Navot Diplomat: It is ours! The treaty clearly says the river Moppy is the border.
Varis: It is not! It's the river Meow Meow. And on the east it's the river Moo.[/quote:post_uid7]
:lol:
[quote:post_uid7]Varis: Yes. North Bajor has too many M & Ms.[/quote:post_uid7]
*double-take* :D
[quote:post_uid7]O'Brien: Oh no! What am I going to do? Have you seen the monster? It's very cryptic...
Bashir: And rather obscure...
O'Brien: It almost looks like...
Bashir: A baguette![/quote:post_uid7]
ROFL! :lol:
[quote:post_uid7]Varis: My father used to start all negotiations with the words: "I will rip your heads off and you will drown in the pool of your own blood!"
Nog: Um... and what would your mother say?
Varis: Between the "Clean your room! Wash the dishes! Take out the trash!" screams, it's actually quite hard to understand her.

...
Sisko: So, who was this Dal'Rok anyway?
Bashir: It was the dazed and confused monster in a top hat.
Everyone: NOOOOOOOO![/quote:post_uid7]
Heeheehee.


[quote:post_uid7]Sisko: GASP! You most certainly will not!
Odo: I'm sorry, sir...
Sisko: That's the only toaster I have, and it works beautifully. Go throw her off the upper pylon or something.[/quote:post_uid7]
Bwahahaha!


[quote:post_uid7]Kira: I just hope everything stays normal until I assemble an army of flying monkeys to destroy Sisko's league with the Devil.

...
Kira: You are a dumb being, created by a dumb being. Finding your weakness will be a matter of two or three seconds!

Odo: Commander, I need to speak with you. I must report a very strange behaviour throughout the station.
Sisko: Oh. That is a most disturbing news. I hope you'll solve this problem, Constable, as you always do, while I finish constructing my Massive Clock of DOOM!

...
O'Brien: But not if we return with the 300-meter six-headed nine-winged fire-breathing Vulcan dinosaur![/quote:post_uid7]
Heehee. Way to go Nic![/color:post_uid7]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Another 3 great ones :)

[quote:post_uid0]Jake: Why are we just sitting here all day? Let's play baseball!
Nog: Stop pestering me with that! Baseball is boring.
Jake: Okay, then... how about water polo?
Nog: AAAAA! Baseball's great! Let's play baseball! [/quote:post_uid0]
LOL!

[quote:post_uid0]Odo: She almost makes you seem like a pleasant company.
Lwaxana: BUAAAA! My jewellery is stolen! HELP HELP HELPHELPHELPHELP...
Odo: The word "almost" is hereby withdrawn. [/quote:post_uid0]
Hehe, gotta love Lwaxana.

[quote:post_uid0]Sisko: Doctor! You're alive! And you managed to protect the Ambassadors!
Bashir: Yeah. Now please escort Subcommander T'Vek, Gul Damarra and Senior Cabal Officer Rilik to the brig. [/quote:post_uid0]
This and all the running commentary in the Bashir/Ambassadors scences were great!

[quote:post_uid0]Sisko: Oh. That is a most disturbing news. I hope you'll solve this problem, Constable, as you always do, while I finish constructing my Massive Clock of DOOM!
Odo: Um... what made you start constructing a clock?
Sisko: I don't know! But never mind that, look at it...
Odo: It's MASSIVE! [/quote:post_uid0]
Clock of doom, bwhahaha! And it even had continuity since it was seen several times in Sisco's office in later episodes.

[quote:post_uid0]Odo: I will trap Kira, Sisko and O'Brien in the cargo bay, Kira will think I trapped them for her. I will stall them as long as I can, but then you have to release the aquatiblunoshmoozitron pulse to incapacitate the spheres.
Bashir: And then we take over the Alpha Quadrant?
Odo: (sigh) Yes, then we take over the Alpha Quadrant... Now get to work![/quote:post_uid0]
Hehe, poor Odo.[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Quinalla"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Clock of doom, bwhahaha! And it even had continuity since it was seen several times in Sisco's office in later episodes.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yeah, even in season five. Now that`s continuity!

Thanks everyone, glad you liked the fivers, :)[/color:post_uid0]