That's awesome.
"Somewhere in the control room of my mind a fat little dwarf in a security outfit was paging through a Penthouse while smoking a cigar with his feet up on the table, watching the security monitors of my brain with his peripheral vision." I love the fact that not only is it just a security guard, it's a DWARF security guard. He must've eaten some pizza or something before bed. |
Reminds you of Dave Barry, doesn't it? Some of the posters noticed that too.
(Subscription-only? I'm not registered and I can see the threads fine.) |
I'm still subconsciously sulking that Dave retired from his column in the first place. No columns mean no column compilation books.
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Skimmed it. I'll have to go back and look at it some more later, when there's not quite so much uproar going on just over my shoulder, but it looks amusing.
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Ah yes. It's surprising, if you don't know about it already, that Protestant fundamentalists are just as worried about Catholics' souls as they are about non-Christians'. But it's true, and they even send missionaries to heavily Catholic areas. (It doesn't go both ways -- Catholics don't agree with fundamentalists, but we don't consider them or anyone else auto-damned.) This is one reason the ecumenical movement rarely gets anywhere. One man's trifling difference is another man's irreconcilable one.
Back to links. I recently found out that YouTube has been an enormous boon to amateur comedy troupes. Here are two whose skits are absolutely hilarious: <a href="http://www.baratsandbereta.com/">Barats & Bereta</a> (picture <a href="http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/">Rob and Elliot</a> in live-action) and <a href="http://derrickcomedy.com/">Derrick Comedy</a> (fans of 24, you must watch the "Tom Rogers" videos). |
Perhaps not auto-damned, but last time I went to mass with my fiancee, I certainly wasn't allowed to partake in communion. Nor any other time for that matter.
(ahem) Forget Guitar Hero |
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Okay, but that's very different from saying you're going to hell. <Liturgical minutiae> And while non-Catholics technically aren't supposed to take Catholic communion, we don't exactly sweat over it. My grandma, who's Anglican, always takes communion when she goes to my church, and my folks are iffy about it but don't think it's a big deal. Priests and eucharistic ministers don't pass you through a Catholic Detector first -- it's up to your conscience whether you receive or not. (By the same token, you sometimes see particularly devout Catholics decline to receive on a particular week because they feel they're not in an appropriate spiritual state. Most of us schlubs aren't that sensitive to ours, and again, that's okay.) |
^Actually, you're somewhat incorrect there, Zeke.
http://www.catholic.com/library/Who_..._Communion.asp http://www.catholicherald.com/saunde...s/ws040506.htm http://www.catholic.com/thisrock/2003/0302sbs.asp http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acro...43/closed.html Hope that helps :) |
I've long been fans of both of Zeke's links. They're definately worth it, but don't go to TV Tropes until you have a lot of time to dedicate to it.
I'd appreciate it if someone would PM me about why so many people are willing to accept the idea of actually eating Christ's flesh. That level of theological discussion is a little beyond the message board. |
The Catholic Encyclopaedia - outdated, but still useful :)
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In the Year 2000... dogs will howl along with La Bamba?
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FiveMinute.net is BAD, mmkay? ;)
After all, Fiveminute.net is not just illogical. It is unbelievably, astronomically illogical. |
I knew all that support of Communism would come back to bite me.
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I don't suppose anyone could give us the abridged version of that load of mumbo-jumbo?
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Basically it's a randomly generated letter of complaint that you can set to complain about any person or company you like.
So whatever load of mumbo jumbo you got was different to all the other ones. Key points: I'll simply summarize by stating that FiveMinute.net discounts important principles of our culture as mere platitudes. And I can say that with a clear conscience because FiveMinute.net likes harangues that leave behind a legacy of perpetual indebtedness in developing countries. FiveMinute.net likes to generate an epidemic of corruption and social unrest. FiveMinute.net's list of sins is long and each one deserves more space than I have here. It appears to be a combination of an overactive mind, lack of common sense, assurance of one's own moral propriety, and a total lack of exposure to the real world. |
Social unrest from 5M.net? "Everyone, run for your lives! Fivists with lame senses of humor are coming!" :)
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Unfortunately, they're already here. :(
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This claims to be the funniest five-second clip on the internet. DRAMA!
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Heh. Spiffy posted an avatar-size version of that a couple of weeks ago, and I can watch it over and over. http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2...on_mrgreen.gif
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On a more educational note, here is a video about your changing bodies.
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The funniest part is the plethora of dimwitted users who think it's real.
On a similar note, sex education for Metroids. You think humans get confused by the changes their bodies go through? |
Discussion question: how many of you learned about the word plethora from Three Amigos? Si, El Guapo!
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Oh, don't get me started on xkcd. That guy makes me SO MAD. I've said before that I could have been the Websnark guy -- well, I could have been the xkcd guy even more. But noooo, he's the one giving a speech at MIT on the strength of his stick figures.
ARRRRRGH. Also, he's one of those smug Linux jerks who are all smug and jerky about their smug jerky Linuxness. And he can't stop pointing out all the sex he's apparently had. And -- look, I acknowledge that this is spite. I love his comics; he deserves his success. But he's yet another guy who came after me and got famous doing my kind of humour. I can't help being frustrated by that. Quote:
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You were simply ahead of your time, Zeke.
And now? Now you're old and past it. Such is life. |
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Minor plug for Three Amigos then. Lots of SNL alumni.
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Link for Zelda fans -- possibly the best one ever. I cannot begin to imagine the work that went into <a href="http://hyspace.progressiveboink.com/">HySpace</a>. All I know is it draws on every Zelda game (and others) to a degree that blows the mind of even a compulsive referencer like me, and it's a great sendup of MySpace to boot.
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Now he either talks about ferrets or threatens that if you go anywhere beyond a radius of five miles from his immediate location, you'll die. Or plays "stop hitting yourself" with you. So far, he's been quite successful. Well, more successful than Neroon. |
You have two cows. Except they're not cows, they're pant legs.
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I think it's time for Garriker to get his suing hat on (as opposed to his sewing hat, but I'm not supposed to know about that).
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http://www.ericharshbarger.org/lego/portfolio.html
Since LEGO was (and is) a major hobby and interest of mine, I especially like this site. A guy named Eric Harshbarger likes to make LEGO sculptures and mosaics, both for himself and on commission. |
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