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Rayinne 02-26-2005 09:42 AM

The Monkey's Paw Game
 
Basically, this is a game where a player makes a wish and it gets ruined, like in the story about the monkey's paw. For example, the first player makes a wish that ENT would continue. Then the second player could do something like "ENT continues for several more years, but it's full of subliminal programming telling everyone to obey the new world dictator." Then the second player makes a wish of his or her own, and so it continues.

I'll start with...

I wish I could use magic.

Ginga 02-26-2005 09:50 AM

You can use magic, but it can only do sissy things like placing random flowers on people's heads.

I wish I could go to sleep. No seriously, I'm so high on sugar from all that fondue chocolate that I'm wide awake.

Gatac 02-26-2005 01:37 PM

You go to sleep, but wake up three-thousand years in the future. Everything you love has been outlawed.

I wish I had a bajillion Euros.

Gatac

Celeste 02-26-2005 02:57 PM

You have a bajillion Euros....in monopoly money! Buaha!

I wish there were more Voyager fivers. Hint hint.

NeoMatrix 02-26-2005 03:39 PM

There will be more Voyager fivers, but it will be "Soon"

I wish I wasn't sick

Sa'ar Chasm 02-26-2005 03:42 PM

You're not sick, but in order to not be sick you have to ingest cursed sodium benzoate.

I wish I could go more than five minutes without making a Simpsons reference.

NeoMatrix 02-26-2005 03:44 PM

It isnt possible for you to make a Simpsons reference because you live in a time before the Simpsons, therefore people think you are crazy.

I wish I could be more like Neo

PointyHairedJedi 02-26-2005 04:15 PM

You become more like Neo, but you also become more like Keanu Reeves.

Too harsh?

Anyway, I wish I could get a refund for this dead parrot.

NeoMatrix 02-26-2005 04:47 PM

No you may not get a refund because the parrot was dead when you bought it

I wish I could get a better job

Hotaru 02-26-2005 08:47 PM

You get a better job, but it's working for Jolene Blalock.

I wish I had a better car.

Ginga 02-26-2005 08:59 PM

You get a better car, but someone rear-ends it as you shop for Trek DVDs. DX

I wish my research paper would just die so I wouldn't have to do it.

Hotaru 02-26-2005 09:23 PM

Your research paper dies, but takes you with it.

I wish that my hair was more blue.

richardson 02-26-2005 09:33 PM

Every hair on your body turns vivid electric blue, leaving you embarrased for the rest of your life.

I wish I could take over the world.

Ginga 02-26-2005 09:39 PM

You take over the world...

Only after you've killed everyone on it, leaving you painfully alone.


I wonder what will happen if I wish for Janeway to be a real person. *is afraid*

NAHTMMM 02-26-2005 09:48 PM

Janeway IS a real person.

And so is Picard.

And so is Kirk.

Which last is unfortunate for you because you are in his time, not Janeway's, and you're a redshirt on his Enterprise... :twisted:




I wish I weren't sick. :(

richardson 02-26-2005 10:17 PM

You're not sick, you're dead.
Sucks to be you it does.


I wish I was a fox..

NeoMatrix 02-26-2005 10:49 PM

You are a fox, but you are now being chased by hounds

I wish I had more wishes

richardson 02-27-2005 01:19 AM

You get more wishes, but you die before you can use them.

I wish I had a starship.

MaverickZer0 02-27-2005 04:12 AM

You have a starship, but the Borg assimilate it and you.

I wish I lived in a video game.

Ginga 02-27-2005 04:16 AM

You live in a video game, but unfortunately, it's a beta that crashes every other minute. You're fighting glitches all the time, man!

I wish I could be on IRC more.


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