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whoiam 09-28-2005 10:39 AM

To Crush or Not To Crush
 
Its a simple enough poll - do you want Opium crushed or not crushed, and why?

I'm casting my vote on the 'not crushed' side, 'cause she amuses me.

PointyHairedJedi 09-28-2005 11:01 AM

I'd have to say no as well. I'm only for general crushing, killing and destroying - when you start naming specific individuals then you lose the entire spirit of the enterprise.

richardson 09-28-2005 11:27 AM

Only if you can forge the will to get me a substancial portion of her money.

Sorry, opium, I'm broke at the moment.

Zeke 09-28-2005 12:04 PM

I vote yes. How are you supposed to inhale it if it's not crushed?

danieldoof 09-28-2005 01:08 PM

I would vote NO
I want to meet you in the chat someday SOON :twisted:

really I want to

Chancellor Valium 09-28-2005 03:42 PM

As Chief Whip (and Chief Wooden Spoon :P) of Morphine, I vote "no". After all, we are the Party for Not Crushing Opium! :D

Sa'ar Chasm 09-28-2005 04:50 PM

Hulk not crush, Hulk smash!

Besides, poppy extract tends to be kinda oily and doesn't crush all that well.

Opium 09-28-2005 06:35 PM

I voted "Only if I get money from her will" because, obviously, I wouldn't get money from my own will, so I wouldn't crush myself.

Lemonpoppyseed muffins, anyone? :twisted:

Alexia 09-28-2005 06:35 PM

I voted for only if I get money from her will.

What? I'm moving out, k? I need all the money I can get :wink:

Ginga 09-29-2005 03:24 AM

I...

Obviously missed something.

KillerGodMan 10-01-2005 02:13 AM

^ You and me both.

Maybe we were to busy enjoying the signs Seko and "Seko" have....

KillerGodMan 10-01-2005 02:14 AM

Oh, I also voted No

Xeroc 10-01-2005 10:02 PM

I voted no, after all, this setup is all a part of my master plan for world domination!


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... AHA ... HA .. H .. A... okay, :)

MaverickZer0 10-02-2005 06:59 AM

....Also only if I get money in the will. Hey, I'm a high school student and a future arts major. I'll need it.

whoiam 10-02-2005 10:04 AM

...hm. I was expecting weaker performances from 'yes' and 'only if I get money in her will'... still, good to see so many greedy people out there:)

I'd probably have been an 'only if...' had I not been a member of the Party for Not Crushing Opium...

Opium 10-03-2005 06:55 PM

Aww, guys, thanks for all the love :?

Zeke 10-03-2005 07:09 PM

You're aware that all the "yes" votes were meant humourously, right? Nobody wants you crushed.

whoiam 10-03-2005 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeke
You're aware that all the "yes" votes were meant humourously, right? Nobody wants you crushed.

And Zeke should know, as he's the only person who voted yes;)

Opium 10-04-2005 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeke
You're aware that all the "yes" votes were meant humourously, right? Nobody wants you crushed.

You mean it wasn't serious? No one wants to crush me? But I've already spent over $4700 getting new locks installed on all my doors and windows, and I've reinforced all the walls of the house, not to mention the $30,000 I spent on a Lincoln Navigator so I could be tallest car on the road!

You're saying all this was for nothing?

:shock:


:twisted:

richardson 10-06-2005 10:25 PM

Well, actually, if it means getting the money from the will, somethign might 'accidentally' happen.

But, I'd not do that unless given the ultimate chance of not getting away with it.

See, I've been joking with you...... :lol:

I love playing headgames....


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