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I've rechecked, and World Blog Haiku Day was actually yesterday -- but who cares? Here's 5ME: Haiku Day anyway![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Not to be mean or anything, but they all say "17 word XXXX". A haiku is 17 sylables.

Still very funny, summed up the entire season in such a short way. It was great![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Was gonna say the same thing Hotaru! I've never really got the point of Haiku's...

I read a Haiku
Before you know, its finished
I always want more[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Lorien: I'm your child of time.
Archer: Shhhh. Porthos deserves a line.
Porthos: Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff![/quote:post_uid0]
Great haikus, Zeke. And also a good way to remember which episode had what in it.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]17-Word "Doctor's Orders"
Phlox: All I'll say is this:
Jeri Taylor better be
getting royalties. [/quote:post_uid0]

HA! Good one!


[quote:post_uid0]17-Word "Zero Hour"
Archer: Yes! We won! We -- GAK!
Alien Nazi: That'll teach him. Oh, hello.
Viewers: WHAT THE BLEEPING BLEEP?
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LOL that one is just so beautiful and rich in meaning. You really captured the viewers feelings. ;) Plus it was a good laugh!

Good job, Zeke![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I liked it. Especially that one Haiku that doesn't actually contain anything from the episode. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Zeke, your poetic prowess
does delight and amuse and impress
Trekkies from sea to sea.
But they're too short for me --
I like limericks...but I digress. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I've never really got the point of Haiku's[/quote:post_uid0]

Many years ago, a satirical newspaper on my campus had a "horrible haiku contest." Most of the submissions were indeed horribly bad, and totally forgettable, but one was clever enough for me to have remembered it all these years:

Frozen grey flagpole
My tongue reaches out for it
I'll wait for the thaw[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]17-Word "Zero Hour"
Archer: Yes! We won! We -- GAK!
Alien Nazi: That'll teach him. Oh, hello.
Viewers: WHAT THE BLEEPING BLEEP?
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ALIEN NAZIS SUCK! Bad bad bad bad bad! It's bad to use alien Nazi's or timetravelling Nazi's!
:madder:

But this haiku is soooooo on the money! Good work! :)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Very fun. Can't wait to see the actual episodes. ;P

And Zeke - math camp? Pray tell![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Kosh is posh, but he's
A forlon Vorlon, because
Nobody gets him.

Sorry. That had absolutely nothing to do with 5ME. Great job, Zeke! U R A geneous! :D[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I was gonna say the same thing...and about the haikus not exactly abiding by the 5-7-5 rule (at least, I don't think they did)....but those were all pretty funny indeed.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]No Comment.
:D :D :D

--
Wowbagger: About to try to register again! May this be the last of the oft-changed signatures! And may John Ashcroft never find me![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Standback"]And Zeke - math camp? Pray tell![/quote:post_uid0]
If people actually care, sure, I'll post something about it in this thread -- [i:post_uid0]after[/i:post_uid0] this week of the camp is over. Until then I'm so busy I can't sit down for ten seconds.

antodav, would you mind pointing to a spot anywhere on that page where I didn't follow the 5-7-5 rule?[/color:post_uid0]



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[color=#000000:post_uid0]:lol: :lol:

I especially liked the ones for "The Expanse", "The Shipment", and "Doctor's Orders". :D[/color:post_uid0]