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Nic Corelli 03-21-2004 12:41 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]OK, movie sequels... everyone write one at a time... like this..

Lord of the Rings 4: It`s Very Boring Without Villains[/color:post_uid0]

taya17 03-21-2004 04:15 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Oh NOO, not another new game; this must be a conspiracy!

...

Oh well. Since I'm bored, anyway!


[b:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]The Lord Of The Rings, Instalment 5: Aragorn Finally Gets His Hair Washed On A Regular Basis[/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix 03-21-2004 04:40 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Matrix 4: The Return Of The One[/color:post_uid0]


taya17 03-21-2004 04:44 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Jurassic Park 4: No Script, No Plot, and No Actors-- Just Here For the CGI Effects (And The Cute Kids)[/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

Scooter 03-21-2004 04:46 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Star Wars Episode 10: Jedi Babies[/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix 03-21-2004 04:47 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Truman Show 2: The trials of adapting to real life[/color:post_uid0]

Opium 03-21-2004 08:22 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Lord of the Rings: In The West[/b:post_uid0]
to see if all those slash stories are true (cus in the books Sam goes to the West in the appendix after Rosie is dead)[/color:post_uid0]

Michiel 03-21-2004 09:26 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Back To The Future 4 - The temporal prime directive[/color:post_uid0]

taya17 03-21-2004 04:44 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Star Trek 11: We Said There'd Be No More TNG Movies, But We Lied, Ha Ha![/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]


Michiel 03-21-2004 05:10 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Star Trek 12 - Time-quest

I loved Star Trek Generations so much, mostly because it had characters from TOS and TNG. Wouldn't it be cool if there was a movie with characters from TOS, ENT, TNG, DS9 and VOY?

It would start with Enterprise characters, participating in the Temporal Cold War. Technobabble happens, and they meet characters from the other series. Picard already knows Kirk because of what happened in Generations. They meet the Janeway who's already in the Alpha Quadrant and the Sisko from the celestial temple. There could be some logical problem solved by T'Pol, Spock and Tuvok (and Seven, and Data.) Daniels (who knows the ENT chars) and Braxton (who knows the VOY chars), who are from the same century, help solve the whole thing in the end.

This would be a movie in which I wouldn't care if it turned out to be a huge reset button. :)[/color:post_uid0]


catalina_marina 03-21-2004 05:58 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Only there'd be a pretty big plot hole because Daniels and Braxton are not, in fact, from the same century. Which fits right in with other Trek stuff. :D[/color:post_uid0]

Scooter 03-21-2004 06:38 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Opium"][color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Lord of the Rings: In The West[/b:post_uid0]
to see if all those slash stories are true (cus in the books Sam goes to the West in the appendix after Rosie is dead)[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Along with Legolas and Gimli![/color:post_uid0]

Michiel 03-21-2004 07:22 PM

[quote:post_uid0="catalina_marina"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Only there'd be a pretty big plot hole because Daniels and Braxton are not, in fact, from the same century. Which fits right in with other Trek stuff. :D[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]They're not? Oh well. It could still work. :)[/color:post_uid0]

Celeste 03-21-2004 07:25 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Star Wars Episode One and a Half - Anakin takes hormone drugs.[/color:post_uid0]

MaverickZer0 03-21-2004 09:23 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sphere 2: Stuff Happens All Over Again (The idea was tossed out when they made it, but scrapped because it would be an almost identical copy of the first one.) As an alternate Sphere 2, they could have explained how the time loop got started.[/color:post_uid0]

Nic Corelli 03-22-2004 12:01 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Casablanca 2: I Made The Wrong Choice, Get Your @$$ to Paris![/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm 03-22-2004 12:13 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Indiana Jones versus The Snake Men: This Time, It's Personal.[/color:post_uid0]

Nic Corelli 03-22-2004 12:20 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]E.T. 3: Go Home, Already![/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix 03-22-2004 01:20 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Rocky 6: One Last Fight, this time as old men[/color:post_uid0]

Nic Corelli 03-22-2004 01:37 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Deliverance II: It Still Hurts[/color:post_uid0]

Nan 03-22-2004 02:09 AM

[quote:post_uid0="Nic Corelli"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Lord of the Rings 4: It`s Very Boring Without Villains[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Oh, I don't know.

Tolkien was working on a sequel before he died about the return of evil to Middle Earth. Never finished it, though.

Henh, amusing fact:

The lands of the West = Numendor.

Middle Earth = Endor, from ened (middle) and dor (land).

Heheheheh.[/color:post_uid0]

Opium 03-22-2004 03:04 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Star Trek 33 1/3[/b:post_uid0]

[i:post_uid0]The Prophets, who have been watching over the valiant crews of Star Trek, finally decide that they have had enough tricks pulled on them-they want to see the couples happy. So, T'Pol/Tucker, Kirk/Uhura, Crusher/Picard, Odo/Kira, and all the other 'ships, finally come into being. Permeneantly. For ever.[/i:post_uid0]

I agree... I think a sequal to LOTR would have nice, we would have found out if Legolas ever marries, the aftermath of evil, ME women's lib, and erm...what happened to Sam and Frodo in the West.

[quote:post_uid0]Along with Legolas and Gimli! [/quote:post_uid0]
Um...ew!
Legolas marries a nice elven girl named Marisue, and they live happily ever after... :p[/color:post_uid0]


Nic Corelli 03-22-2004 04:10 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Star Trek 34: The Five Captains, Armed With Their Ships, Battling It To The Death[/color:post_uid0]

Opium 03-22-2004 04:11 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Airplane 3: The Trilogy Ends...now we're going to Mars![/color:post_uid0]

Nic Corelli 03-22-2004 04:35 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hulk 2: Return of the Mean Lean Mutant Killer Spinach Can Made of Tin![/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix 03-22-2004 08:30 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Honey, I blew up the earth[/color:post_uid0]

Nic Corelli 03-22-2004 02:21 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Cold Mountain 2: It Gets Warmer In Hell, Bitchezz! :D :D :D

(sorry, I`m really crazy today...)[/color:post_uid0]

mudshark 03-22-2004 05:01 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Buckaroo Banzai Versus The World Crime League[/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

Quinalla 03-23-2004 07:29 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Land Before Time XX: We want more money!

I really enjoyed the first one as a kid, but I think there are ten now, crazy![/color:post_uid0]

Katy Jane 03-23-2004 08:03 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Celeste"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Star Wars Episode One and a Half - Anakin takes hormone drugs.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]AaHHA! Thats why Anakin grew up and Padme didnt age :lol:[/color:post_uid0]

MaverickZer0 03-24-2004 12:44 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]X-Men 3: So What's This War We're Talking About?[/color:post_uid0]

Nic Corelli 03-24-2004 02:22 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Matrix 4: Readjusted So It Wouldn`t Suck[/color:post_uid0]

AKAArzosah 03-24-2004 06:39 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Alienssss5: How they cloned Ripley after she was incinerated.[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi 03-24-2004 01:41 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Die Hard 4: Just Die Already![/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

NeoMatrix 03-24-2004 06:38 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Die Hard 5: Bringing Down the Matrix[/color:post_uid0]

Opium 03-25-2004 02:03 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Titanic 2: The Hindenberg...why does Rose keep going on ships?[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM 03-25-2004 02:46 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Titanic 3: C/7: Because She's Stoopid, That's Why[/i:post_uid0]


(When did this turn into "Sequels that should never be made"? ;))[/color:post_uid0]

Opium 03-28-2004 08:17 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Edward Scissorhands 2: Edward meets The Borg Queen


(I think this would be a big sci-fi hit)[/color:post_uid0]

tripdeer 03-28-2004 08:36 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ha! You saw Edward Scissorhands on TV tonight, didn't you!

-Dan Gunther[/color:post_uid0]

Opium 03-28-2004 08:48 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]maybe. :D Well, yes, Johnny Depp is an amazing actor but  when Edward Scissorhands came out I thought it was silly because there was no way for him to brush his teeth (I was in early elementary school at the time) so this was the first time I've seen it![/color:post_uid0]



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