You Are Unable To Handle The Truth
 

In this game, each succesive poster must try to disprove the previous poster's statement, before making their own statement. Like so:

I started this thread.

^ Except in the mirror universe, where Chancellor Muilav started this thread.

The sun shines.
(That's my statement, btw)
Everyone got it?

But not at night

The Earth is round

But not according to Aristotle. And everyone knows:

Aristotle is always right!

Then why can you go all the way around the world?

I have a vintage 23rd century Constitution Refit. Curteousy bad time-jumping.

That was dimension jumping, you nit. :P

I was awake when I typed and posted this.

Actually, ou were only half-awake.

I am me.

Everyone can say that they are me

On this Earth, when the sun is out during the day, the sky is blue

Except when it's pink, during the summer, around 5ish/6ish

A week is a long time in politics was a phrase coined by Edward Heath, who was the British Prime Minister.......

A week is very speck compared to eternity, so is the lifespan of Edward Heath.

On this Earth near the equator, when the sun is out on a perfectly clear day at noon, the sky is blue.

Except during a total solar eclipse.

Gravity travels at the speed of light.

This has not been proven and in any case, not on the disc, where gravity is faster than light because light there travels at the speed of sound.

I am Valium

Maybe you are, but then again you can be someone else pretending to be Valium.

On this Earth near the equator, when the sun is out on a perfectly clear day at noon with no solar eclipses, standing outside with nothing blocking your view, the sky is blue.

Unless someone or something is blocking your view, or clouds have been purposefully pushed into your skyline.

I can breathe

You can't breathe when there is no air, your under water without air, or someone or something is choking you.

Water becomes ice when the temperature goes below freezing

Not if it's ALREADY ICE! Or snow.

I am a humanoid, carbon-based life-form

Unless you are an android or borg trying to make it seem so, or an illusion of my mind, whichever I feel like at the moment.

I just pulled my ship out of Bravo Fleet. (Don't bother trying to dispute it, it's true.)

It all depends on which Bravo fleet we're talking about, not even to mention parallel universes.


My computer runs slowly.

Except when it's not on

I am at 5MV

Except when you log off the internet

(In a non-weather situation, say a kitchen with a freezer) The current temperature is above freezing, so the water is a liquid. Water then becomes ice when exposed to temperatures below freezing for a long period of time.