You can be on IRC all you want, but no one else can, so there's no one to talk to!

I wish I had a really cool computer with all the best memory, CPU, disk space, operating system, and programs!

You get a computer with all the new gadgets, and a group of hackers uses it as a test subject to test there new alt.KILLCOMPUTERS.deletefiles.shift program.


I get to be in the Phantom of the Opera.

You are, but you are the disfigured, hideous phantom, and the girl dumps you.

I wish I had uber powers

You have uber powers, but the only thing you can do with them is make it rain acid and cause the total anihilation of the WORLD! oh wait, that's pretty good, actualy...

I wish I didn't have to go to work >_<

You don't have to go to work, but while at home you eat too much pie and develop a fatal allergy.

I want to be... a lumberjack!

You become a lumberjack, but you wear womens clothes and hang out in bars.

I wish I did better on my math exam.

You do better on your maths exam, but then end up wasting the rest of your life on a pathetic quest for the "Number of God".

I wish I wasn't in a cave in the land of the broken-linked flag......

You leave said cave, but your skin instantly becomes burned due to your pasty white skin.

I wish I could sing.

You become the best singer the world has ever known, but unfortunately no-one actually gets to hear it becuase it puts them instantly to sleep.

I wish I lived in a library!

I thought my wish was supposed to turn out badly?

You live in a library, but it's a big old musty one and you get allergies and end up with watery eyes so you can't read anything at all.

I wish I could knew morse code.


But...I'm an alto! I'd have to be Meg anyways!

Um...anyways...

You live in a library, but die when a bookshelf falls on you.

I wish... crap, i wish I had an idea...

You realize an idea, and then realize you double-posted.

I wish I could knew morse code.

You learn it, but suddenly can only talk in it, which gets annoying, and you die of lonelyness.

I wish I could become...
An EVIL GENIUS!

You become an evil genious, and you create the ultimate weapon that could take over the world. However, you are defeated by Dexter, well actually DeeDee wrecked your lab.

I wish TopHatMan would stop wondering malls

Anyone else feel like they just watched Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers do "Who's On First"?

Chalmers: Well, Seymour, it seems we've put together a baseball team, and I was wondering, who's on first, eh?
Skinner: Not the pronoun, but rather a player with the unlikely name of "Who" is on first.
Chalmers: Well that's just great, Seymour. We've been out here six seconds and you've already managed to blow the routine. [storms off, muttering] Sexless freak.

<snicker>

Z, my man, you should be a comedy writer.

Oh wait...

This happens, and TopHatMan starts wondering 'Sedna'.



I wish that I could get a computer to go with the copy of Sims 2 which I bought a few weeks ago.

You get given said computer, but drop it, and it blows up.

I wish my llama didn't look so green.......

It isn't green, but now you are color blind.

I wish John died more

John dies more, but you change your name to John and die too.

I wish I could utterly destroy everything!