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Nate the Great 04-13-2007 03:50 PM

I concur on Yu-gi-oh: The Abridged Series. Thanks for the download link, as well, I thought they were just on Youtube. Oh, and I HAVE seen Yu-gi-oh (boy, have I ever...), and I've played the card game (ditto), and they are even funnier when you get the references.

Z, for all I know you made a reference and I tracked down the link. Or whatever. When you're online everything starts to blur together. That doesn't dispute the fact that it's a great webcomic.

Is the goat-people thing from Strange Candy? I did searches on Yahoo and Google, and basically when you enter "turns into goat people," it spits back all of the signatures from this forum and nothing else.

mudshark 04-13-2007 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Chancellor Valium (Post 73106)
Has anyone else seen the (various) 404 page(s) for livejournal? They're quite good for wasting about 2 minutes...

Best 404 page ever:

http://www.acm.uiuc.edu/errors/404.html

PointyHairedJedi 04-13-2007 08:44 PM

The chronicles of Chad Vader are surprisingly funny.

ijdgaf 04-14-2007 01:23 AM

I'm (not) going to assume everyone has seen the PG-rated cut of 300.

AKAArzosah 04-14-2007 01:35 AM

The LJ Dungeon is quite entertaining!

You have died in the Dungeon of Commodore Zeke!
I killed Gatac and Nahtmmm, but I was killed in a cold laboratory by Catalina Marina the cockatrice. Amongst many things I had a Sword of Megaman, and a figurine of AKA Arzosah.

Zeke 04-14-2007 07:40 AM

Urban Dictionary, of course, is an indispensable resource. It has taught me such perfectly Zeke-descriptive terms as "email paralysis" and "spockmate." But if I'd had any doubts about the value of the site, they were erased today. I looked up "stupid," "lucky," "fraud," and "homer" -- and in each case, someone had submitted the definitions shown in the classic Simpsons episode "Homer Defined." For instance:

<b>fraud</b>
(n) 1. Imposter.
2. Fake.
3. Homer Simpson.

You have to page way back for the "stupid" one, but it's there. I love the internet.

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Originally Posted by PointyHairedJedi (Post 73117)
The chronicles of Chad Vader are surprisingly funny.

No kidding! That idea turned out way funnier than I expected.

MaverickZer0 04-15-2007 04:45 AM

Arsozah? You linked the impossible quiz. I hate you now.

AKAArzosah 04-16-2007 03:34 AM

It's nice to be popular.

Hejira 04-16-2007 03:37 AM

In case no one's seen it yet: Phoenix Wrong

Sprites + random audio = win.

Now remember kids, each entry has its rating beside the WATCH THIS MOVIE link, so if you're not supposed to watch it and do anyway, it's not my fault.

Zeke 04-17-2007 07:24 AM

You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square --
But when a crime's discovered, then <i><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=447527&in_page_id=1770&in_ page_id=1770&expand=true">Macavity's not there!</a></i>

Mark my words: this business of cats riding buses is not going to end well. They're one opposable digit from doing away with us completely.

Hejira 04-17-2007 11:59 AM

That cat's gonna stop eventually. You know why?

Tourists. People'll start riding that bus just to see the kitty cat and they'll be constantly snapping the cat with the flash, and the cat'll be all, "Screw it, I can walk 400 metres without being blinded every five seconds," only to be run over by one of those girls who keeps a dog in a purse.

mudshark 04-17-2007 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Zeke (Post 73163)
Mark my words: this business of cats riding buses is not going to end well. They're one opposable digit from doing away with us completely.

What's more: they've known it all along.

Sa'ar Chasm 04-17-2007 05:08 PM

Cats were once worshippded as gods. They have never forgotten this.

Nate the Great 04-17-2007 05:20 PM

Its only a matter of time before they downsize us all.

Hejira 04-18-2007 12:18 AM

...so, when the cats take over, do you reckon they'll need a translator? If so, my survival is assured.

Zeke 04-18-2007 04:24 AM

Not everyone who wants a hammer is planning to use it on Trip.

PointyHairedJedi 04-18-2007 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derek (Post 73104)
I don't know if this has ever been pointed out here, but there's a guy who essentially does five-minute video parodies of Yu-gi-oh that he calls Yu-gi-oh the Abridged Series. I've never read or watched or whatevered Yugioh, but I've found these to be hilarious.
http://jentsproductions.com/littlekuriboh/

I wasted more than an hour just sitting and watching those. I think the line that cracked me up the most was "It's like something out of H.P. Lovecraft, only gay!"

The cats have already taken over, you poor foolish fools. Only now, at the end, do you begin to understand.

mudshark 04-18-2007 11:58 PM

^ As I already pointed out above -- we are still here only because we amuse them.

Well, yeah, there's the whole can-opener business, obviously, but...

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Originally Posted by Zeke (Post 73181)
Not everyone who wants a hammer is planning to use it on Trip.

Quote:

P. Yarrow
First Commerce Bank
Heh heh. :D

AKAArzosah 04-19-2007 02:58 AM

In case anyone hasn't read the 'Random Fiver' thread: http://www.webpages.ttu.edu/jonray/r...andomfiver.php

Zeke 04-22-2007 08:08 AM

Ever wondered how a nuclear chain reaction works? It's actually not that much like Boomshine, but Boomshine is equally cool.


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