Do YOU refuse the future?
 

Thanks to engrish.com, we now know exactly <a href="http://www.engrish.com/recent_detail.php?imagename=ohana-sign.jpg">why the person can drink sake</a>. What's your reason?

Hmmm...Because it can heal the dryness of the place?

While engrish.com does have some amazingly bad stuff, that exceptionite :D

Reasons, reasons. I had to keep my second marriage a secret from my dead wife's family.

*pause*

Sorry, what were we talking about?

Oh, while I'm throwing links out, pie chart.

I don't know how to respond to that chart. Is it witty and clever beyond belief, or unbearably lame? I'm still in conflict over that one.

Yes. Yes, I do.

:D

Those might depend more upon what I last had to eat.

Dryness of the place is a terrible affliction and not one to be laughed at.

As an expert (read: bored) Engrish translator, I shall do my best.

-National holidays
-To taste sweetness
-For personal reasons
-To quench thirst
-To...forget the past? I don't know on that one.

Perhaps as a way of calming nerves for a future event?

Or denying to oneself that it's coming. Getting your mind off it by, um, turning off your mind.

Err...

Don't pick it up, pick it up, pick it up,
Quick, pass it on, pass it on, pass it on,
?