A paradox of paradoxes... What the paradox?
 

This thread is to create paradoxes, or... if you must... try to explain a paradox.

However, my brain hurts, and I'm busy with the Secret plan of DOOOM! so I'm not making the first one.

Even though it doesn't matter.

It's not a game.

What happens when two people with Ph.Ds meet?

It's a pair of docs.

*runs like hell*

I'm not gonna kill you, I don't mind puns

Now then...

I own nothing
But because I own nothing, that means I own something
but the something I own is nothing
*many hours later*
My brain hurts!

This sentence is a lie.

that is a nice one :twisted:

Ph.D-C6H4-Ph.D

Chem humour.

I am Canadian, and all Canadians are liars!

Uhh.........I just went back in time and killed my own grandfather......does that count?

Yes, the grandfather paradox counts

I am my own grandfather.

Predestination paradox! :D

Luke? No, wait ...

okay here is the barber paradox

imagine a town .... and in that town lives a male barber
and that barber shaves the beards of all men who do not shave themselves

does that barber shave himself :?:

A man walks into a bar, orders a glass of water. The bartender looks at the man and pulls out a gun. The man says "thank you," and leaves.

Why?

No, Fry. I just look like Luke.
(say that three times fast)

Oh, right -- forgot about that.
No!

(Knowing me, I'd probably sprain something.)

Are you sure you don't mean Lister?

No, no no. Marvin, definitely.