You Are Unable To Handle The Truth
 

In this game, each succesive poster must try to disprove the previous poster's statement, before making their own statement. Like so:

I started this thread.

^ Except in the mirror universe, where Chancellor Muilav started this thread.

The sun shines.
(That's my statement, btw)
Everyone got it?

But not at night

The Earth is round

But not according to Aristotle. And everyone knows:

Aristotle is always right!

Then why can you go all the way around the world?

I have a vintage 23rd century Constitution Refit. Curteousy bad time-jumping.

That was dimension jumping, you nit. :P

I was awake when I typed and posted this.

Actually, ou were only half-awake.

I am me.

Everyone can say that they are me

On this Earth, when the sun is out during the day, the sky is blue

Except when it's pink, during the summer, around 5ish/6ish

A week is a long time in politics was a phrase coined by Edward Heath, who was the British Prime Minister.......

A week is very speck compared to eternity, so is the lifespan of Edward Heath.

On this Earth near the equator, when the sun is out on a perfectly clear day at noon, the sky is blue.

Except during a total solar eclipse.

Gravity travels at the speed of light.

This has not been proven and in any case, not on the disc, where gravity is faster than light because light there travels at the speed of sound.

I am Valium

Maybe you are, but then again you can be someone else pretending to be Valium.

On this Earth near the equator, when the sun is out on a perfectly clear day at noon with no solar eclipses, standing outside with nothing blocking your view, the sky is blue.

Unless someone or something is blocking your view, or clouds have been purposefully pushed into your skyline.

I can breathe

You can't breathe when there is no air, your under water without air, or someone or something is choking you.

Water becomes ice when the temperature goes below freezing

Not if it's ALREADY ICE! Or snow.

I am a humanoid, carbon-based life-form

Unless you are an android or borg trying to make it seem so, or an illusion of my mind, whichever I feel like at the moment.

I just pulled my ship out of Bravo Fleet. (Don't bother trying to dispute it, it's true.)

It all depends on which Bravo fleet we're talking about, not even to mention parallel universes.


My computer runs slowly.

Except when it's not on

I am at 5MV

Except when you log off the internet

(In a non-weather situation, say a kitchen with a freezer) The current temperature is above freezing, so the water is a liquid. Water then becomes ice when exposed to temperatures below freezing for a long period of time.

Except on other planets, such as pluto, or if there is no water.

There is no spoon.

That's no spoon, it's a space station.

Doctor Who is coming back on the air after sixteen years, and not a moment too soon!

People are confused by the word soon

Not every sock has a match

No, but some have two. And some have half.


I have a giant ball of green tape that I add on to every time we paint something in my house.

It's BLUE, I tell ye BLUE!

I blank statement is a terrible thing to waste

Everything is composed of atoms

But atoms are composed of protons, neutrons, and electrons, which are made of quarks.

A Fire Emblem Mage can use any magic.

(This is not true, but...I don't think anyone else here plays Fire Emblem.)

Magic is nonexistent
Magic is nonexistent

In a way, it does. That is, if you count chemistry and love.

John dies alot

No he doesn't, he dyes an Easter egg.


Pie is better than ketchup.

But not according to the Ketchup Lovers Association it isn't.
We hate the Ketchup Lovers Association....

Actually, a recent Gallup poll of 30 random people who had registered at this board reported that only 2 hated the K.L.A., 10 liked or were indifferent to it, 12 loved it, 2 thought it went well with the Mustard Lovers Association on the Hotdog Lovers Association, and 4 answered "You're asking me because I signed up at which board, now?"



My feet are not wet.

You think that, but they're not your feet you're wearing.

No-one dares mentioning harming cedars in IJD's presence.....

Someone did, but they got knocked to their senses.

Everyone has a mother, unless they were created in some lab.

Not if they're holographic ;)
My running around is through........

Not if an angry tiger comes after you

(BTW, aren't holographic beings created in some sort of lab? HA!)

Janeway loves coffee

But not decaf.
music is organised sound......

Most of it is, but then there is all the organized chaos we call noise

Voyager had Seven seasons

Although some do count VS8&9 as real.........
Neitzche is dead.

No, Nietzsche is dead.


My dog's name is Pete.