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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Here's the next 5MNG guest fiver to be pulled from its dusty hiding place in the backlog: easily one of my favorite Next Generation episodes of all time, Admiral Sab brings us Five-Minute "Rascals."[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Crusher: Captain, I need to speak with you NOW.
Picard Jr.: Hmmmm this could be interesting... Hello, Mrs. Robinson. Crusher: I don't think so, Jean-Luc. Nice try though. I'm here to relive you of duty. Picard Jr.: Fine, okay, I'll relieve myself. Worf: Snicker. [/quote:post_uid0] :D [quote:post_uid0]O'Brien: Well, this is awkward. [/quote:post_uid0] :lol: [quote:post_uid0]Picard Jr.: Okay, we've managed to steal some phasers and hyposprays. Now for Phase Two of our plan. Keiko Jr.: So how you gonna get on the Bridge, sir? Picard Jr.: Don't ask, it'll only humiliate me further.... ------------- Picard Jr.: Get out of my chair. Lurin: Hah! You must be kidding. Picard Jr.: (aiming a phaser) Wrong choice of words. Lurin: Gulp. [/quote:post_uid0]Heh heh.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yeah, I know mudshark just quoted it, but it's just so good.
[quote:post_uid0]Picard Jr.: Get out of my chair. Lurin: Hah! You must be kidding. Picard Jr.: (aiming a phaser) Wrong choice of words. Lurin: Gulp.[/quote:post_uid0] Great fiver, admiral sab.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Very funny!
Although someone needs to fix a typo: [quote:post_uid0]Keiko Jr.: I'm still you're wife.[/quote:post_uid0] It should be [b:post_uid0]your[/b:post_uid0] wife. (sorry, can't help it, I'm an editor.)[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid5][quote:post_uid5]Riker: Either way, does this mean I get to be Captain or not?
Picard Jr.: Not. Riker: Fooey! Picard Jr.: Oh, grow up. ... DaiMon Lurin: HA! We have your ship! Now we will beam the adults aboard down to Legoland and make you build our Lego Fortress! Riker: You'll never get away with this. Lurin: Probably not, but it's a fun thought anyways. ... Morta: So how do I turn it on? Riker: You use this hand to push that button. Morta: This button? Riker: No, that one shuts down the hard drive and then all the aljfhdto hdofhfgk jfohfto things will blow up. Got it? Morta: Uh, yes-- wait, what's other hand doing to that other panel over there? Riker: Pay attention to what I'm teaching you! Morta: Sorry! Um, where were we?[/quote:post_uid5] And then the blurb: [quote:post_uid5]Ro learns not to believe "Fly Through Me" signs on spatial anomalies[/quote:post_uid5] :lol: :lol: Good work, Admiral Sab![/color:post_uid5] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Really funny fiver, Admiral Sab! :D Loved the Lego jokes.[/color:post_uid0]
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