Doubt we'd hear them say..
 

I think is played on many comedy game shows. Just name a person (Dead/alive, and you know famous - not like your sister or something) And the next person has to come up with something that they would be very unlightly to say....
I'll go first. I choose Picard.

Picard: 'Computer, Tea- Earl grey, h........Oh you know what? Computer, white wine spritzer....'

Bill Gates

"What do ya know? One button! Nifty!"

George W. Bush

Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Julius Caesar

Brutus, you know what? I think you should stay away from me...

The Queen (Of England)

"Why won't you bloody hacks just f**k off?!"

The Kosst Amojan

Well fine then! If you won't have me back, I'm move somewhere else!


A Cyberman

"Actually, sod the whole 'upgrade the universe' thing, let's just stay in with an excellent cup of tea..."

The Doctor (aka Theta Sigma, the Ka Garaq Fatri, etc, NOT the EMH.)

"Quicky! I need to stop this bomb! Where's my Philips Screwdriver?"
Or
"Oh sod 'The Doctor'. My name's really Barry. "


Captain Janeway

"Ehh. Who needs coffee?"

Captain Sisko

"Moral ambiguity is for chumps!"


HAL 9000

"Would you like a salami sandwich?"

Mr. F. G. Superman

Oh for god's sake! It's called a Puncher Repair Kit! Go buy one!



Rosie and Jim (from the Old Rag Doll)

"Sod it. Look kids, this is called cr-, uh, 'magic pixie-dust'. Doesn't it look nice? Well, we've got a special job for all of you..."

Heywood Floyd