instead of the normal announcments about emergency exits and underseat floatation devices.

Naturally, this all led to something so profound it

created a vortex in the plot/timeline continuum

right in Captain Janeway's ready room while

Tores was busy convincing Paris that TV's

won't take over the world on Tuesday, and

thus he could watch Comander & Chief and House.

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Meanwhile, in the darkest corners of the Five-Minute.Net Fora...



Look! There it is again! Quick, bag that spambot!

*jumps at the spambot with an e-net*

a dark plan was being planned by the creators of the Critic.

They wanted to spread critisism across the

galaxy, and spam the living posts out of each and every

day it rained or snowed or sleeted

in hell. However, this never occurs

so their plan had some minor problems.

Thus, they developed the diabolical new SuperCritic, which was

crafted out of the finest, strongest spamodium alloy, and

given even better smilies, so it popped up and said

However, the Anti-Spam Task Force was hard at work

sitting around the house playing video games