[color=#000000:post_uid0]I am, right now, at this very moment, looking at a copy of Terry Pratchett's new book, [i:post_uid0]The Wee Free Men[/i:post_uid0], which is sitting in my hand as I type this (which is not easy I can tell you).

Heheheh. I can only picture the expression on your faces.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]That depends on how good you are at picturing utter indifference. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Why you little....!

*Thwaps Zeke repeatedly then runs away very quickly*[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Damn you. Damn you, you fortunate Pommy...uhhh...

Yeah, well I've been on the sailing ship that played the holographic Enterprise on which Worf gets his promotion in Generations. I applied to crew on it, too.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Jealousy is one of the Deadly Sins, I think.

Nyaa, my laptop runs Windows Longhorn. And I'm planning on dual-booting it with RH Linux or one of the BSD's. My box be mad l33t. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Kill him! Kill him! He used L33t! Kill him NOW!

Gahh! :dead:[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Nan"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Kill him! Kill him! He used L33t! Kill him NOW![/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]We apologize to any viewers of this forum, for subjecting you to the word 'L33t'. Those responsible have been sacked.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Llama, Llama, Llama.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][singing] I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night...I work all day! [/singing][/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Jealousy is one of the Deadly Sins, I think.[/quote:post_uid0]

::Sins. Dies.::

Pratchett... Me want... Pratchett...[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mji sifter gøt bit bji å møøfe.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Also also wik.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Zah?[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]:blinks:

:frowns:

I think... I missing something here....

:falls over from mental effort:[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hence my "zah?"

I imagine they're speaking Pratchetery. I should really read him....[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mmmmfff! mmmmf! m444mmmppphh! mmmph. moooo nmphaair!

:dead:[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Blink. This is what happens when I ignore these forums for more than 12 hours.[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Celeste"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Blink. This is what happens when I ignore these forums for more than 12 hours.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Just be sure to not do it again. Its chaos without you here to keep order.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I imagine they're speaking Pratchetery. I should really read him.... [/quote:post_uid0]

Yes, you should, but no, they're not. That's Pythonian (don't ask why. Pythonian doesn't [i:post_uid0]have[/i:post_uid0] to make sense). Evidently, you have much to learn. Ignorant boor.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]My verdict at five chapters in? It's another Pratchett masterpeice. It is very very funny indeed. My favorite joke so far is the fact that the swords of the Nac Mac Feegles (the Wee Free Men of the title) glow blue in the presence of laywers.[/color:post_uid0]