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PointyHairedJedi 04-03-2006 02:06 PM

I am now officially worried
 
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Britain's most powerful super computer has received a £52m boost from the government.

When it is built in 2007, the high spec number cruncher will be faster than any in Europe.

The High-End Computing Terascale Resource, or Hector as it is known, will be owned by the Research Councils of the UK.

It will be used by scientists to simulate everything from climate change to atomic structures.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4866258.stm

The thing that immediately grabs me is that Hector is so very close to Hactar, and given that it's being built in the birthplace of cricket, I for one am now really rather trepidatious about the whole affair. :?

It'll all end in tears, I'm telling you!

Naki 04-03-2006 05:14 PM

I don't know about you but I'm getting my towel ready.

Now if I could only find my copy of the Guide...

Lostoyannaya 04-03-2006 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Itachi
I don't know about you but I'm getting my towel ready.

Now if I could only find my copy of the Guide...

Borders, £5.99 for paperback, or Bordersonline £509.99 for the E-Book. It has moving pictures, don't you know. :wink:

On the original topic: Is it even ethical to build a computer that clever? Look what happened in Colossus.

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

MaverickZer0 04-03-2006 11:08 PM

Hector? Uh-oh. How do you guard against Armads?
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e of pi 04-03-2006 11:40 PM

Scary...

PointyHairedJedi 04-04-2006 05:19 PM

There is only one who can save us now - the fabled Dentarthurdent! Only he, with his total lack of bowling skills, shall save us from the emerging menace. Of course, I suppose if we're doing it ass-backwards then he's got to come from some other planet, like the one that Tony Blair hails from.

Lostoyannaya 04-04-2006 06:00 PM

Either that or we get William Shatner to talk to it.

Or we stuff Bran Flakes in the DVD drive.

Or we get Microsoft to take over the project, thus delaying it another half-century.

~~Lostoyannaya :wink:

Delta Lurker 04-06-2006 12:01 PM

You mean this is an evil computer project Microsoft aren't already involved in? :shock:

PointyHairedJedi 04-06-2006 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Lostoyannaya
Or we get Microsoft to take over the project, thus delaying it another half-century.

Building it using a PFI scheme would also have much the same effect.

MaverickZer0 04-06-2006 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by PointyHairedJedi
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Originally Posted by Lostoyannaya
Or we get Microsoft to take over the project, thus delaying it another half-century.

Building it using a PFI scheme would also have much the same effect.

Then let's do both. None of us will live to see the results, and after that, who really cares?

Chancellor Valium 04-06-2006 09:20 PM

::Give it an Orb Experience::

Xeroc 04-07-2006 06:00 AM

You guys do realize that we in the USA already have one that's three times as fast? :D


Just sayin'. :P

Zeke 04-07-2006 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Chancellor Valium
::Give it an Orb Experience::

You've watched too many of those Orb shampoo commercials.

Chancellor Valium 04-07-2006 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Zeke
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Originally Posted by Chancellor Valium
::Give it an Orb Experience::

You've watched too many of those Orb shampoo commercials.

Walk *our* path, the path of the *True* Prophets.

Lostoyannaya 04-07-2006 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Chancellor Valium
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Originally Posted by Zeke
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Originally Posted by Chancellor Valium
::Give it an Orb Experience::

You've watched too many of those Orb shampoo commercials.

Walk *our* path, the path of the *True* Prophets.

And so it begins.

~~Lostoyannaya

Chancellor Valium 04-08-2006 10:15 AM

Indeed. The Time of the Reckoning is at hand. It is the end...Or the beginning.


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