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Vedra 07-29-2005 04:35 AM

The Official Silly Haiku Thread
 
I have great fun writing haiku poems about different things, so I thought I'd turn it into a game/diversion. Everybody write something and we'll all have a good laugh at your expense! ^_^

I'll start.

Zeke posts five minute
Show plots, but rarely updates.
This is ironic.

KillerGodMan 07-29-2005 06:28 AM

I thought of this 5 seconds before writing this, but it's still weird


Oops, I did it... um
What am I saying again?
This song makes no sence...

Silly too, I guess...

mudshark 07-29-2005 07:14 AM

'Tis utter madness
PHJ responsible?
Which one, you may ask?


In cedar panels
the only true meaning lies
So says IJD

Gatac 07-29-2005 08:35 AM

Silly threads en gros
I gaze into crass madness
Shake my head once more

Go, Optimus Prime!
Go defend the galaxy!
(And fetch me a coke.)

The explanation:
There is no rhyme or reason.
Curse you, amateurs!

Gatac

PointyHairedJedi 07-29-2005 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mudshark
'Tis utter madness
PHJ responsible?
Which one, you may ask?

Uh... it was him!

No, not that one, the one next to him. Erm, anyhoo...


Berman and Braga
Not Hitler, claims Zeke; what next -
JMS not God?

Chancellor Valium 07-29-2005 02:46 PM

Vedra we must thank
For this very silly game
New and very fun

Gatac 07-29-2005 08:42 PM

So what exactly
is a haiku but a poem
with a weird meter?

Gatac

Chancellor Valium 07-29-2005 09:53 PM

Bananas: yellow
Most squidgy on the inside
curvy in their shape

Vedra 07-30-2005 06:57 AM

Hahaha, those are awesome guys. Come on, write more! I'll do another.

Drugs are bad, mmm-kay?
People are weird enough when
They are all sober.

Chancellor Valium 07-30-2005 01:29 PM

Pie in many forms
beloved of 5MV
Quite tasty to eat.

Ginga 07-30-2005 08:23 PM

Vedra writes haikus.
It is lots of fun to write.
Let's ignite something.

Vedra 07-31-2005 02:31 AM

Rofl, "let's ignite something." I love you, Ginga. ^_^

KillerGodMan 07-31-2005 03:47 AM

Ginga, really can't
Go into the sentance game
Without murdering


OR CAN SHE? I don't know... *sets fire to random things*

Ginga 07-31-2005 04:02 AM

KGM should know
by now that I will always
take after Janeway.


*Tries to light some candles with merely my stare. But they don't smoke, sizzle, or spark.*

...I don't hear laughing. I don't. ...*covers ears* Nobody's laughing.

Chancellor Valium 07-31-2005 11:17 AM

Ginga is most amusing,
writes some psychotic haikus
Likes Red Dwarf, methinks.

Ginga 07-31-2005 06:57 PM

Valium should know
that I know nothing about
Red Dwarf; but the theme...

PointyHairedJedi 07-31-2005 10:22 PM

"I am the Doctor!"
quoth he; "Smeg," said the Daleks
And all ran away

Chancellor Valium 07-31-2005 10:51 PM

The Doctor sayeth
"I cross the void beyond the
mind," and he does.

Alexia 08-01-2005 07:56 AM

I never did see
the point of Haiku's. They're like,
so pointlessly short.

Ginga 08-01-2005 11:04 AM

Lexy should realize
That the point of haikus is...
To, uh... write... and stuff...


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