[color=#000000:post_uid0]10. You use the word "spluck" in normal conversation.

Somehow I forsee this getting into negative numbers.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]9. You use the phrase "DIE! DIE! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!" when people anger you.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]8.You make a joke comparing an actor you dislike with "Wood Boy" and are flabbergasted when the joke is met with utter silence and strange looks.


(By the way, I'm guilty of Kira's #9 up there. But I haven't actually said it to anyone, just thought it.)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]7. The word GAK begins to creep into other literary endeavours...and you add in more deaths so you can say "GAK" again.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]6. You rename your dog "Porthos" and start referring in mixed company to his/her adventures with chili and cheese.

(Edit) That's all right with me, Kira, but as Sa'ar mentioned, this can go into negative numbers. But I don't want to hog these either, and I'm out of ideas right now. So I'll quit for the night, I guess. :) :zzz:[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]No offense, guys, but give some of the other forumgoers a chance to chip in.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]5. You are indecently amused by the response "Bite me."[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]4.[/b:post_uid0] You begin to have online converastions where you
describe last night's episode as if you were writing a
Fiver version of it. [b:post_uid0][u:post_uid0]Example:[/u:post_uid0][/b:post_uid0]

[b:post_uid0]FatMat:[/b:post_uid0] And then the NX-01 got trapped, and Archer said...

Archer: Doesn't anybody on this ship know ANY-thing?
Trip: Don't look at me.
T'Pol: Perhaps you should ask yr dog.
Porthos: *Arf!*

[b:post_uid0]FatMat:[/b:post_uid0] So Porthos had to fly the ship, it was great!
:D :p[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]3. The word "pie" manages to creep into every sentence you say, relevant or not.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]2. Whenver someone says they like chili, you say "Grr, Arg, you dogeater, I'll get you with the Hammer of Crushing at Ludicrous Speed"[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]1. Whenever anyone says to you they'll do something "soon", you wonder if they mean the real "soon" or Zeke "soon".[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]rofl Derek's is the best.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]0. Your best friend: Hey, I want you to meet Katy here.
Katy: Hi, pleased to meet you!
You: (fighting back an embarrassing urge to reply "Ribbit")[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]-1. You feel compelled to make Sa'ar Chasm achieve prophethood (see, we got into negative numbers), and

-2. You weren't one bit surprised to see Reason #1 on the list, since your thoughts wandered off in just that direction.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]-3. Your most common phrase is "Bite me."[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]-4. After watching [i:post_uid0]any[/i:post_uid0] TV program you immediately wonder if there's a fiver for it already.

-5. ...and when you realize there isn't, you start wondering if you could five it....[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]OMG![/b:post_uid0] I was thinking that [i:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]exact same thing[/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0] the other night
while my mom was wathcing [b:post_uid0]Columbo![/b:post_uid0]
:lol: :D
That's a good one, Derek![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]-6 You start speaking in acronyms starting with 5, and get upset when anyone spells out the word.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]-7. Running late for a key demonstration against high zucchini prices, you accidentally grab the wrong sign, a worn, faded piece of construction paper reading "ZonK for President", out of sheer habit.

(Think about the implications of that one for a moment)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]-8. The word 'clone' immediately brings a certain name to mind, regardless of the circumstances.

-9. You get a feeling of guitly pleasure every time you use the word 'the' in an acronym[/color:post_uid0]