Hey Zeke, I was browsing the Five-Minute BSG Forums, and I came across something that will, I imagine, shock and disgust everyone who comes to this site. One of these forums is called 'Science Fiction.' Its official description is: I am appalled. APPALLED, I say.
I recommend that you take immediate steps to remove this atrocity, this dark shadow that has come upon Five-Minute Battlestar Galactica. I would suggest that you delete this forum and ban from the forums everyone who has ever posted on it, but then the spambots would be just about the only members left, so I think you can be lenient this once.
Instead, I suggest you change the description of the forum to 'All Battlestar Galactica, all the time' or something of that nature. That would be a good first step in assuring conformity to this site's agenda.

Yeah! 5ME! (Even though we can just get there if we know the address anyway!) Yeah!

Zeke...

This is the kind of thing I expect from Ryoma, not you

actually I'm surprised and scared by the fact that Ryoma hasn't done anything yet...

now back to 5MV (must stop trying to bridge forums)

I have this to say:

change the forums back before I do one of the following things to you:

Send Zero Slash images to all your inboxes
Hit you with a fish
Hit you with Maze's BanHammer
Use "Black Materia" on you
Give Mav a bunch of sugar, pepsi and sharp objects and sic him on you.

and anything else I can think of

You don't need to sic me on him. I'm already doing so myself.
...Seriously...there's only so much BSG I can handle. As in less than none.
Besides...note the first two letters of the acronym. I think that sums it up well.

What does Barbecue Sauce have to do with this?

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Or, rather, SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!

Or KYOOO! But that's for the uncultured swine.

It's meant ironically. I would think any faithful BSGer would recognize irony. Remember how ironic it was when Baltar framed that guy as a Cylon and we found out later he was a Cylon? In the old days I called that utterly contrived, but now I know better. Irony all the way.

You go into deep lurk for a month...forget to check the site...you come back and it's like :shock:

It is a lot better that it used to be, isn't it? :D