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Zeke	10-04-2005 11:53 PM

October 4

Welcome to Day 3 of our Five-Minute Firefly launch! First up is Jade yet again (jaded yet?) with "Jaynestown," one of my favourites for a reason you'll quickly discover. Today we also have the first guest fiver of this event: "Heart of Gold," by the just-in-time guest writer alluded to in a previous newspost, PointyHairedJedi.

(Sorry for the unscheduled absence yesterday -- somebody told me to burn the land and boil the sea. You would not believe how long that takes.)

PointyHairedJedi

10-05-2005 01:05 AM

JITNOT, my dear fellow, JITNOT. :D

Quote:

Wash: Hey, how come we were landlocked one moment and not the next?
Inara: It involved a pair of Y-fronts and me faking Jayne's autograph. I really don't want to say any more.

Hehehehe. Also, hooray for the Monkees!

Nice work there, Jade. And that other guy, whoever he may be....

Derek

10-05-2005 12:09 PM

Quote:

Book: She asks me why... I'm just a hairy guy... I'm hairy noon and night... hair that's a fright!

Hey, that's not by the Monkees! Besides, I think that's "I'm hairy noon and nighty-night-night!"

Oh say can you see my eyes if you can?

Quote:

Inara: I'm sure we'll be able to. What this crew lacks in smarts they make up for with guns. Did I mention they have lots and lots of guns? Anyway, ta-ta for now.

Lots and lots of guns. Especially Jayne.

Quote:

Mal: I'd sure hate to be anyone trying to describe all this action through a textual medium right about now.

Been there.

Mountain King

10-05-2005 02:20 PM

Got to say Zeke's jokes are getting painful!

fortunetly Two awsome fivers save the day! Good work!

Sa'ar Chasm

10-05-2005 03:28 PM

Quote:

Got to say Zeke's jokes are getting painful!

You haven't seen anything yet.

I didn't have the slightest urge to bludgeon him with a pool cue for that.

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