By a lawyer.

Yeah, I got nothing.

A Klingon lawyer.

The only Klingon lawyer I recall seeing on TV was in ENT's "Judgment," but I just had to spend five minutes looking that up, so I barely remember the scene. (Trip had four lines in that ep. Trinneer was contractually required to appear in every episode, but he had been injured by Phlox's stunt guy while filming "The Crossing" the week before, so his role was very brief.)

Michael Dorn played a lawyer in Trek VI, but again I think he had two lines.

Good grief, even Phlox's stunt double was out to kill Trip!

It's not "Judgment" or Trek VI. Apparently this was not a memorable episode! (Well, I liked it anyway...)

Klingon lawyer...then it must be that DS9 episode that I wrote a fiver for all those years ago and whose name I can't recall.

Right on both counts, but you'll have to remember the name or identify the episode unambiguously -- before someone else does!

But if I look up my own fiver, that's still cheating. Someone else will have to do it from memory.

I just mean tell us more about the episode -- besides "Klingon lawyer", which is begging the question. Surely you at least remember what he was on the station for.

Worf was framed into thinking that he destroyed a defenseless ship, and this was going to be used as a political weapon.

That's more like it. The episode was "Rules of Engagement" (and as the blurb indicates, I've always found it funny that the premise is so similar to the movie of that name). You're up.

"He just kept talking in one incredibly unbroken sentence, moving from topic to topic so no one could interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic."

Picard in Timescape. They're on a runabout coming back from a conference and Picard's describing a speaker who gave a talk on a completely differently topic than was mentioned in the program, and nobody could tell him because he didn't shut up.

Quite. Your turn.

"He knows nothing of our ways."

That sounds like a Klingon statement, but I have no idea where or who.

Worf to K'Elehyr re Alexander, "Reunion"?

Correct. I don't know why, but I've managed to memorise that little exchange, possibly because that episode got a lot of rerun airplay when I was watching the show after school.

"Our ways? You mean Klingon ways."
"He is Klingon!"
"He is also *my son*, and I am half human!"

Zeke, you're up.

"It <i>is</i> gold!"

One of the poker players in "Times Arrow"?